monkeygirl Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 well, you win, clearly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryn Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Billy Mitchell, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc DuQuesne Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 https://www.eastidahonews.com/2018/04/man-arrested-after-threatening-mormon-missionaries-with-knife/ POCATELLO – A man who allegedly approached two male Mormon missionaries and threatened them with a knife is being held in the Bannock County Jail.Pocatello Police Department spokesman Lt. Ian Nelson tells EastIdahoNews.com Forrest Von John, 39, approached two Mormon missionaries in the 300 block of Washington Wednesday night. After asking to speak with them, Nelson says John displayed odd behavior. John began speaking in a strange voice and becoming more aggressive.John pulled a knife and at one point was holding it within inches of both victim’s faces, Nelson says.After putting the knife away, John grabbed one of the missionaries by the neck. A struggle ensued. Nelson says the missionaries were able to hold John on the ground and notify police.Officers arrived around 9:30 p.m. and took John in custody.John was arrested on two counts of felony aggravated assault. He is scheduled to appear in court Thursday. They sat on the ASSailant until the cops showed up. Excellent interpretation of "turn the other cheeks". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted May 11, 2018 Author Share Posted May 11, 2018 >>Florida Man Hides Legless Girlfriend In Plastic Bin(Winter Haven, FL) -- A Florida man is under arrest for trying to help his legless girlfriend hide from police by stashing her in a plastic storage container. Authorities say John Robert Carr was arrested Tuesday for trying to hide 39-year-old Krystal Lee Anderson, who lost her legs in a gun battle with police in 2015. Anderson was supposed to stand trial for the shootout, and was facing charges of armed kidnapping and assault with a deadly weapon, but skipped out on her court date. Polk County Sheriff's deputies went looking for Anderson at Carr's home. He said Anderson wasn't there, but just moments earlier an officer reportedly saw Carr through the bedroom window stuffing Anderson into a plastic crate. Both Carr and Anderson were taken into custody. ### Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Florida, man, ohmahgawd, Floriduh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share Posted May 15, 2018 I have SO many questions. 'lost her legs in a gun battle with police in 2015' ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share Posted May 21, 2018 Man calls police after pig keeps following him http://www.kptv.com/story/38230913/man-calls-police-after-pig-keeps-following-him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share Posted May 21, 2018 Florida man tasered after walking naked through neighborhood carrying cooking oil https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending-now/police-florida-man-tasered-after-walking-naked-through-neighborhood-carrying-cooking-oil/753781829 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Florida man tasered after walking naked through neighborhood carrying cooking oil https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending-now/police-florida-man-tasered-after-walking-naked-through-neighborhood-carrying-cooking-oil/753781829 That seems so unfair. I mean can't a guy carry his oil where he wants? In other news a baboon escaped it cage as the San Antonio airport today on it's way to a wildlife refuge in Cotulla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 For Tami! Dumbasses steal a shark from a poorly run aquarium https://www.npr.org/2018/07/31/634243745/shark-in-a-stroller-heist-ends-with-animals-safe-return-to-san-antonio-aquarium?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20180731 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 ... no one reacted to the toe cocktail? Like, at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 the WHAT now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Human toe stolen from Dawson City bar'What a low life', says Terry Lee, the Downtown Hotel's 'Toe Captain' http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/north/toe-stolen-yukon-dawson-city-sourtoe-cocktail-1.4168541 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted August 4, 2018 Author Share Posted August 4, 2018 I do not know what to say about that yet. ALSO: SOme shit goin down in PDX right now. Nazis, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted August 4, 2018 Author Share Posted August 4, 2018 and now THIS fresh hell: Update: male is now driving through a yard, child is in a car seat, male is possibly high on meth, west of NE 33rd Update: now eastbound on Marine Drive/40th at 88 mph, almost hit two motorcycles, almost caused 5 wrecks, Update: police have stopped pursuing because of danger to child, Port of Portland Police trying to get in front of the car to spike the tires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Jeez louise. Also I am stuck at my second job so this and reddit are my only source of entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I know that feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc DuQuesne Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 https://www.kpvi.com/news/local_news/man-arrested-on-multiple-charges-after-suspected-burglary/article_5b9d2952-975a-11e8-a937-0b73af36e8dd.html Dude robs a house to steal a banana. That's all he took. Then he tries to use the fact he had been high for days (and had lots of drugs at home) as an excuse. That's cocaine for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Sometime you just really need a potassium fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Oh, Florida man...https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5b684b50e4b0de86f4a36b2f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 ... if he thought the gator was dead, why did he duct tape its mouth shut? Also, I'm planning a trip to Louisiana in the spring, should I do this y/n? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 I say Naw. It's almost always kind of sad for me. They should be out in swamps swamping it up. I love plantation tours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 ... if he thought the gator was dead, why did he duct tape its mouth shut? Also, I'm planning a trip to Louisiana in the spring, should I do this y/n?YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Did you see the picture of the guy showing up for court that set the LA county fire, Parks? He's all flippin' his beautiful hair in his orange jumpsuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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