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News You Can't Use

Started by monkeygirl , April 12 2017 06:42 AM

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Posted 12 April 2017 - 06:42 AM

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Man complains tax check saying ‘sexual favors’ not cashed

 

http://q13fox.com/20..._source=twitter

 

 


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Posted 12 April 2017 - 09:33 AM

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story of my life
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Posted 12 April 2017 - 03:43 PM

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You're right. That is news I can't use.


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Posted 12 April 2017 - 04:11 PM

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I can always use conversation starters.

"Hey girl, you so fine that this one guy couldn't get his property tax check cashed because he wrote sexual favors in the memo line"
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Posted 12 April 2017 - 04:29 PM

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Oh, I meant the story of Driver's life.


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Posted 12 April 2017 - 06:03 PM

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That was the story of Driver's life.

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Posted 12 April 2017 - 06:41 PM

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That's a shame.  It sounds like it has been pretty taxing.


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3 & 6 years to go...
Posted 13 April 2017 - 06:56 AM

3 & 6 years to go...

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Gas


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Posted 16 April 2017 - 05:42 PM

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Man complains tax check saying ‘sexual favors’ not cashed

 

Well that's just silly and makes no sense.  If he needs to write a memo when paying his taxes, it should be, "Relax, don't clench.  It'll hurt less."


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Posted 16 April 2017 - 05:47 PM

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You're right. That is news I can't use.

Well, I'm using it.


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Posted 16 April 2017 - 06:23 PM

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Way to throw it in Tami's face.


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 10:37 AM

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Portland-Police to I5 south near Hayden Island - report of a suspicious female on the shoulder- completely topless & "pulling on her pants"


Update - Topless Female now hopped over the railing to the pedestrian path - no long on the freeway- police units being cleared


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Posted 23 April 2017 - 09:04 PM

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We do different ones every year, porn, sexual favors, drugs, and they still get cashed

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 02:29 PM

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According to our local news, eating boogers prevents cavities...


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 11:21 AM

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adult son allegedly decapitated his mother on Mother's Day and then showed up at a grocery store with her head

 

 

http://www.seattlepi...ittersocialflow


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 01:22 PM

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Florida Man strikes again.

 

Man accused of murdering his girlfriend claims she accidentally choked to death on his penis during oral sex


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 04:33 PM

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that old song
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 09:25 AM

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Police: Woman found with lizard in her bra faces DUI charges

 

She looks so happy!

 

http://komonews.com/...ces-dui-charges


 

 

 

 

and offered to show the jury his penis as evidence.


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Posted 12 June 2017 - 09:27 AM

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Thief hits officer in head with Hot Pocket

 

http://www.thenewstr...e155549274.html


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Posted 20 June 2017 - 08:42 AM

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Human toe stolen from Dawson City bar
'What a low life', says Terry Lee, the Downtown Hotel's 'Toe Captain'

 

 

 

http://www.cbc.ca/be...ktail-1.4168541


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Posted 27 December 2017 - 08:40 AM

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Portland-police to Hayden Island- looking for a male making threats to choke himself out with his own necktie

7:35 AM - 27 Dec 2017
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Posted 27 December 2017 - 02:29 PM

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Christmas makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

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3 & 6 years to go...
Posted 28 December 2017 - 12:47 PM

3 & 6 years to go...

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Do it!


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Posted 12 April 2018 - 06:51 AM

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Not really news but a sharp contrast to Portland and Seattle tweets;

#Victoria Police are responding to the 1800blk of Cook St for a male jumping out of the shadows and scaring people

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Reply
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Posted 12 April 2018 - 07:56 PM

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Some guys were out defending peoples cars from getting broken into in an apartment complex near me and one of them got stabbed. :(
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