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[monkeygirl]

Man complains tax check saying ‘sexual favors’ not cashed

 

http://q13fox.com/20..._source=twitter

 

 

[Driver]

story of my life

[Jacen123]

You're right. That is news I can't use.

[Brando]

I can always use conversation starters.

"Hey girl, you so fine that this one guy couldn't get his property tax check cashed because he wrote sexual favors in the memo line"

[Jacen123]

Oh, I meant the story of Driver's life.

[Brando]

That was the story of Driver's life.

[Jacen123]

That's a shame.  It sounds like it has been pretty taxing.

[3 & 6 years to go...]

Gas

[Poe Dameron]

Man complains tax check saying ‘sexual favors’ not cashed

 

Well that's just silly and makes no sense.  If he needs to write a memo when paying his taxes, it should be, "Relax, don't clench.  It'll hurt less."

[The Maker]

You're right. That is news I can't use.

Well, I'm using it.

[Jacen123]

Way to throw it in Tami's face.

[monkeygirl]

Portland-Police to I5 south near Hayden Island - report of a suspicious female on the shoulder- completely topless & "pulling on her pants"

Update - Topless Female now hopped over the railing to the pedestrian path - no long on the freeway- police units being cleared

[Hwa_rang]

We do different ones every year, porn, sexual favors, drugs, and they still get cashed

[Good God a Bear]

According to our local news, eating boogers prevents cavities...

[monkeygirl]

adult son allegedly decapitated his mother on Mother's Day and then showed up at a grocery store with her head

 

 

http://www.seattlepi...ittersocialflow

[Brando]

Florida Man strikes again.

 

Man accused of murdering his girlfriend claims she accidentally choked to death on his penis during oral sex

[Driver]

that old song

[monkeygirl]

Police: Woman found with lizard in her bra faces DUI charges

 

She looks so happy!

 

http://komonews.com/...ces-dui-charges

Florida Man strikes again.

 

Man accused of murdering his girlfriend claims she accidentally choked to death on his penis during oral sex

 

 

 

 

and offered to show the jury his penis as evidence.

[monkeygirl]

Thief hits officer in head with Hot Pocket

 

http://www.thenewstr...e155549274.html

[monkeygirl]

Human toe stolen from Dawson City bar

'What a low life', says Terry Lee, the Downtown Hotel's 'Toe Captain'

 

 

 

http://www.cbc.ca/be...ktail-1.4168541

[monkeygirl]

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Portland-police to Hayden Island- looking for a male making threats to choke himself out with his own necktie

7:35 AM - 27 Dec 2017

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[Ms. Spam]

Christmas makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

[3 & 6 years to go...]

Do it!

[monkeygirl]

Not really news but a sharp contrast to Portland and Seattle tweets;

ScanBC‏Verified account @ScanBC 7h7 hours ago

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#Victoria Police are responding to the 1800blk of Cook St for a male jumping out of the shadows and scaring people

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[Ms. Spam]

Some guys were out defending peoples cars from getting broken into in an apartment complex near me and one of them got stabbed.