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Man complains tax check saying ‘sexual favors’ not cashed

 

http://q13fox.com/20..._source=twitter

 

 


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story of my life
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You're right. That is news I can't use.



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I can always use conversation starters.

"Hey girl, you so fine that this one guy couldn't get his property tax check cashed because he wrote sexual favors in the memo line"
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Oh, I meant the story of Driver's life.



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That was the story of Driver's life.

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That's a shame.  It sounds like it has been pretty taxing.



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3 & 6 years to go...

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Man complains tax check saying ‘sexual favors’ not cashed

 

Well that's just silly and makes no sense.  If he needs to write a memo when paying his taxes, it should be, "Relax, don't clench.  It'll hurt less."



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You're right. That is news I can't use.

Well, I'm using it.



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Way to throw it in Tami's face.



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Portland-Police to I5 south near Hayden Island - report of a suspicious female on the shoulder- completely topless & "pulling on her pants"


Update - Topless Female now hopped over the railing to the pedestrian path - no long on the freeway- police units being cleared



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We do different ones every year, porn, sexual favors, drugs, and they still get cashed

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According to our local news, eating boogers prevents cavities...


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adult son allegedly decapitated his mother on Mother's Day and then showed up at a grocery store with her head

 

 

http://www.seattlepi...ittersocialflow



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Florida Man strikes again.

 

Man accused of murdering his girlfriend claims she accidentally choked to death on his penis during oral sex



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that old song
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Police: Woman found with lizard in her bra faces DUI charges

 

She looks so happy!

 

http://komonews.com/...ces-dui-charges


 

 

 

 

and offered to show the jury his penis as evidence.



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Thief hits officer in head with Hot Pocket

 

http://www.thenewstr...e155549274.html



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Human toe stolen from Dawson City bar
'What a low life', says Terry Lee, the Downtown Hotel's 'Toe Captain'

 

 

 

http://www.cbc.ca/be...ktail-1.4168541





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