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Texting, SUVs, fat lazy people in general


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Get off the ****ing road and just get a ****ing paycheck. If you can't drive, or put your ****ing phone down for two seconds then get the fuvk out of my world you lazy waste of sperm.

 

If you're one of those people who drives 10 miles under the speed limit, in a car you CAnT drive, on your fuckIn pone, then get the fucj out of me way.

 

And that handicap sticker? It's just a code word for fat. You pathetic disgusting excuses for human life. You're not handicapped. You're just fat and lazy. Did I forget pathetic?

 

And the texting. Ooooo the texting. What the fuck is so important? Can't it wait until your're at home feeding your fat face while watching a "reality" show you'll never be in?

 

You LAZY SACKS OF ExCREMenT!!!!

 

I really hope this gets to some of you. Why do I have to tolerate losers? You people are fkn everywhere.

 

So in short, eat your Bon bons and STAY THE FUKC OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Does anyone know exactly what a bon bon is? And why do we always assume this is the candy of choice of the lazy? And what does texting while driving have to do with laziness?

 

I appreciate the anger, though

Bonbon is any type of candy in French.

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