DANA-kin Skywalker Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Mace Windu = Snoke This is one of the stupider theories out there that is inexplicably gaining traction. Apparently, in some people's minds, the idea of a Jedi getting lightninged in the face and launched out of a window can cause a black man's skin to turn white and grow to seven feet tall. And, what better way to get revenge on your would-be murderer than to take revenge on the enemy OF your enemy who is Luke Skywalker, and pick up where your enemy left off as being the biggest d1ck in the galaxy? Motivations be damned! They are both bald don't you get it? Granted, it's possible Mace survived, and that alone is enough for some people. Plus bald. Darth Ender, this theory is sig worthy! If it pleases you, it wold make a wonderful addition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I read a theory that Ren isn't Han and Leia's son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavonis Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I read that theory, too. Dumbest thing I read that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Nope and nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Jade Skywalker Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Snoke is Snoke. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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