Iceheart Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 First, there was the teaser trailer for the teaser trailer. Then there was the teaser trailer where there was a whole lot of wood, but it was all in the acting. I'm sure your mom shared both on Facebook already, so I won't embed them here. You're welcome. Last time they made an ill-advised movie out of this monstrosity of a series, I flew down to stay with Reese and drink cocktails while watching it. But she went and had another baby in the meantime. So who wants to drink and watch a bad movie with me on Valentine's Day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 Really? No one wants to get drunk and watch bad movies with me? Screw you guys, I'm going home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poe Dameron Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I'm still trying to figure out what's taking them so long to make the sequel. It's not like this thing's got an infinite shelf-life or artistic standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 16, 2016 Author Share Posted September 16, 2016 Considering the internet went crazy over a teaser for a teaser, the shelf-life is probably longer than we'd like to admit. Plus, the scuttlebutt is that James is going to give the whole series the "Grey" treatment. So, she'll milk this cash cow until it's bone dry, and keep renewing interest in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good God a Bear Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I would rather eat dry, semen crusted shit than watch this movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 I would rather eat dry, semen crusted **** than watch this movie.Good God an Idea for the Next Sequel. Note: I'm assuming that hasn't already happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 I can find a sitter!! Last time we got drunk and blew up Krawlie's phone after the movie. Last time we got drunk and blew up Krawlie's phone after the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Oh, he already had the Galaxy Note 7 then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 18, 2016 Author Share Posted September 18, 2016 Jacob is ahead of his time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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