Pong Messiah Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Driver is actually the only person I message when I'm drunk to the point of mental annihilation.I feel like you message me when you're ready to watch something ridiculous. Like the Republican debate.Sometimes that happens! I thought about you before putting on Snowpiercer, but it was actually a fairly solid movie despite the goofy plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 I had two margaritas there had to have been at least three quarters tequila and I didn't even make them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 AMQANDA CALL ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 11% beers. Nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Few hours of on and off drinking and i swear to god if these goddamn kids don't sleep soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 protip: be happily divorced so you get a week of kid time, then a week of time to drink, play video games, and eat terribly without having to set an example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Katie passed out minutes after my last post and now I'm. I mean. You know. I'm going to bed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ender Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016   Wat were you tryign to type?Man- for some reaosn whenever I start these threads, you are the ONLY one that humors me!It was 430pm where i am when you posted. I was going to humor you, but by the time I got online here I realized it was like 430am for you. Hope you feel okay today though! These days I get full day (sometimes 2 day) hangovers. Getting old and being in your 30s sucks sometimes. So I took preemptive measures and started drinking again this afternoon. I'm about halfway to being drunk again- will check in with this thread later. One of my greatest achievements in life is getting solid pass out drunk three times in one day on three different types of booze. Morning: Drunk off champagne and mimosas at a morning wedding. NapAfternoon: Get drunk on beer tailgating a Royals baseball gameNap through actual gameNight: Drink mixed drinks that night at the bar. Finally PTFO.  God, I miss undergrad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANA-kin Skywalker Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 I'm doing something I've never done before. Getting drunk all by myself. Having a hard time dealing with some bad news so screw it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ender Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 I'm doing something I've never done before. Getting drunk all by myself. Having a hard time dealing with some bad news so screw itAt first it is bad news and then you realize you prefer getting buzzed by yourself at home rather than with other people. Â Bonuses include: cheap, don't have to worry about transportation, no shitty music, no one is judging you for staring at your hands for an hour, makes enjoying self-loathing that much easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Mathison Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016  I'm doing something I've never done before. Getting drunk all by myself. Having a hard time dealing with some bad news so screw itAt first it is bad news and then you realize you prefer getting buzzed by yourself at home rather than with other people.  Bonuses include: cheap, don't have to worry about transportation, no ****ty music, no one is judging you for staring at your hands for an hour, makes enjoying self-loathing that much easier. Gosh, how did I miss this post. Absolutely outstanding post. Well done, Ender. Anyone here drinking yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Mathison Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 Gah n o one heredrunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ender Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Gah n o one heredrunkOkay now what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 She'll try to sex-chat with Kurgan, but he'll shoot her down so she'll go pick a fight with MG or Chalupa in anger, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 As opposed to the usual fights she picks with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Mathison Posted May 7, 2016 Author Share Posted May 7, 2016 She'll try to sex-chat with Kurgan, but he'll shoot her down so she'll go pick a fight with MG or Chalupa in anger, Aw come on. I don't like you anymore. Also- any else drinking right now or I am the only one drunk here AGAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Were going to a bar in thirty minutes. Getting a babysitter for a couple hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Mathison Posted May 7, 2016 Author Share Posted May 7, 2016 Woof. Babysitter. How did it come to this jacob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I NO RITE!? Also I'm fixing to start drinking. I saved a frog from drowning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Woof. Babysitter. How did it come to this jacobLook, I'm still drunk. But I love my kids, you know? My liver and brain can't take me drinking like a college kid anymore anyway, even if I was childless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 You know what you are? A quitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavonis Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I quit drinking. Daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I may actually have to become friends with someone on here. That way they'd know where I live so that if I ever get drunk and decide to come post on Nightly they can come and kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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