monkeygirl Posted January 27, 2016 Author Share Posted January 27, 2016 Rosie O'Donnell's an interesting choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Gene Wilder, stroke - 42 points - No bonus (42)Jimmy Carter, Alzheimer'sHarley Race, heart attackRoger Moore, heart attackKirk Douglas, heart attackJerry Lewis, cancerCarl Reiner, strokeEd Asner, heart attackJake Roberts, Tombstone piledriverDon Rickles, wing suit accidentBonus: Natalie Portman, broken heartSuper Bonus: 2 mass shootings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Billy Connolly -prostate Ian Mckellen - prostate Miley Cyrus... (OD/suicide)Michael Douglas - prostate Clint Eastwood - prostate Jake Lloyd - car wreck Mick Jagger - heart attackPaul McCartney - heart attackTom Hardy - tragic accident Bonus: Macaulay Culkin - overdose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted January 28, 2016 Author Share Posted January 28, 2016 LOVING all these....LOVING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good God a Bear Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Is Old Age good enough for reason for death or do we have to be more specific? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavonis Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Nobody dies from "old age". Something fails and it kills a person. Usually a circulatory system failure. Just being old isn't fatal. Look at monkeygirl. She's still kicking, and she's at least a decade older than Abe Vigoda (she probably babysat him). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted January 28, 2016 Author Share Posted January 28, 2016 You don't HAVE to list causes, that's just bonus points, but for the bonus, yeah, gimme a cause. ALSO, have I just been insulted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 He's trying to flatter you. You're clearly closer to two decades older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Val Kilmer;CancerHugh Hefner: viagra overdose, or heart attackJimmy Carter: cancerRush Limbaugh:Heart attack after Hillary Clinton is elected (we can hope for it, anyway)Chuck Berry: old ageKirk Douglas: strokeGHW Bush: pneumonia or illnessBob Barker: heart attackJerry Lewis: whatever his moon face disease is BonusDanny Bonaduci; overdose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good God a Bear Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Am I bad person if the Jerry Lewis comment made me literally laugh out loud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 No. It just means that you'll die alone with a face disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ender Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Jared Fogle- Shived in prisonBetty White StrokeJimmy Carter- CancerHugh Hefner- Heart attackBob Dole- Heart AttackStan Lee- CancerGeorge HW Bush- oldGeorge Zimmerman- shot in faceBob Barker --old Bonus: Queen Elizabeth--pneumonia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 Mine, not for points Zsa Zsa Gabor-enlarged heart - 26 points - No bonus (I don't think? It was a heart attack... Oh well, whatever. You said your points don't count anyway)Kirk Douglas-Too badassJames Earl Jones-throat cancerMikey Rooney-shortnessJerry Stiller-impaled by a Festivus poleBilly Graham-SmitedButrous Butrous-Gahli-IsomonikeritisFidel Castro-dementia/heart failure - 35 points - No bonusMacaulay Culkin-OD BONUS: Kirsten Dunst-passenger in a car crash Total Points - 61 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Jared Fogle- Shived in prison I'm hoping for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Jared Fogle- Shived in prison I'm hoping for this one. Not before he gets made some big hairy dude's punk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I would actually prefer him living through the sheer hell of being a convicted pedophile in prison. They are the lowest of the low and are not treated well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ender Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I would actually prefer him living through the sheer hell of being a convicted pedophile in prison. They are the lowest of the low and are not treated well.I wonder of he is in protective custody, which is essentially solitary confinement 23 hours a day. The frustrating this is that he still has a load of cash waiting for him and growing interest the next 15 years. I am sure when he makes it through he can easily retire to SE Asia or Central America where he will have free reign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I would actually prefer him living through the sheer hell of being a convicted pedophile in prison. They are the lowest of the low and are not treated well.Good point, but still, I want him not to survive prison. I would actually prefer him living through the sheer hell of being a convicted pedophile in prison. They are the lowest of the low and are not treated well.I wonder of he is in protective custody, which is essentially solitary confinement 23 hours a day. The frustrating this is that he still has a load of cash waiting for him and growing interest the next 15 years. I am sure when he makes it through he can easily retire to SE Asia or Central America where he will have free reign. If there is any justice, that money will be long gone if he does make it out, after having been sued by all his victims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 You guys don't have to worry. Even if he does make it out of prison with a functional asshole he will live in shame until the day he dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ender Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I would actually prefer him living through the sheer hell of being a convicted pedophile in prison. They are the lowest of the low and are not treated well.Good point, but still, I want him not to survive prison. I would actually prefer him living through the sheer hell of being a convicted pedophile in prison. They are the lowest of the low and are not treated well.I wonder of he is in protective custody, which is essentially solitary confinement 23 hours a day. The frustrating this is that he still has a load of cash waiting for him and growing interest the next 15 years. I am sure when he makes it through he can easily retire to SE Asia or Central America where he will have free reign. If there is any justice, that money will be long gone if he does make it out, after having been sued by all his victims. Didn't he already do his court ordered pay-out to victims? You guys don't have to worry. Even if he does make it out of prison with a functional ***hole he will live in shame until the day he dies. As much as I want you to be right, I think 15 years is enough time for most people in the world to forget about him and he can live the high life toughing little kids in some random country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ender Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/02/01/phil-robertson-same-sex-marriage-evil-ted-cruz-rally-sot-erin.cnn This was at a Cruz rally. If I was Cruz, I would dump this goofball NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted February 16, 2016 Author Share Posted February 16, 2016 One of my picks died! I'm not participating for points, but if I were, I'd be killing it right now with 31!!!Mine, not for pointsButrous Butrous-Gahli-Isomonikeritis http://www.kptv.com/story/31232015/former-un-secretary-general-boutros-boutros-ghali-dies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 I guess none of our dumb asses had Nancy Reagan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted March 8, 2016 Author Share Posted March 8, 2016 Faaaaawwwwwk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Garry Shandling http://news.yahoo.com/garry-shandling-comic-larry-sanders-205249338.html;_ylt=AwrT6VuPWPRWnNwAilknnIlQ;_ylu=X3oDMTEyYjBna3UzBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQjE4NTRfMQRzZWMDc2M- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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