Pong Messiah Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Good news, freedom lovers:Most Now Oppose an Assault Weapons BanIn 1994, 80% of Americans wanted to ban scary "assault weapons," but you can't stop the sweet, sweet march of freedom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Drive us into a fear response, buy more guns, get more citizens and cops paranoid and killing each other. I'd say the terrorists are doing their job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Terrorists are terrorising you into buying bigger badder guns? The only terror I experience is the terror fed to me by my television set and online media outlets I visit. Terrorists haven't done shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted December 17, 2015 Author Share Posted December 17, 2015 Terrorists are terrorising you into buying bigger badder guns? More like Obama terrorizing people. Major paranoia that he was going to be a gun-grabber when he was first elected. Despite repeated promises that he wasn't after anybody's guns, and despite a lack evidence that he was actively pursuing such an agenda, his presence in the White House correlates with a spike in gun sales (I think certain types of guns and ammo, specifically -- don't remember). Now that he's talking about executive action, I'd imagine there's another run on guns going on. There is both anecdotal and empirical evidence to back up the "Obama Effect," but as fun as it is to say, it has been overstated (e.g. calling him "God's greatest gift to gun manufacturers"); the overall trend in gun sales has been going up for quite some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANA-kin Skywalker Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Ooooh guns guns guns Cmon salTigers are playing tonightAnd I never miss a game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 The hype was better in the 80s Look at all the drugs that got a bad rep too and caused the WAR ON DRUGS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANA-kin Skywalker Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I want to start my own study of the correlation of america's increasing hard-on for guns and the boner it's developed since the emergence of first-person shooter video games over the last couple of decades. I wonder if the two boners are one-and-the-same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 omg double boner but secret same boner i would read the dick out of that study Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Don't forget the fascination with zombies. I'm convinced that the primary allure of shows like The Walking Dead is the fact that people get to shoot people they don't like without any consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANA-kin Skywalker Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Well if you empty an entire clip into a zombie's chest and it still eats you, that is a consequence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kurgan Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 A song title like this should make this one the official theme song for the American right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 The increase is mainly a result of Patton Oswalt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Good Choice Kurgan. Another possible theme song could be this....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8piMHsOya4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Maybe it's the redneck in me but kinda see the point of gun nuts. I've never been a fan of them, but I can see the logic of having one just in case you need it (minus the countless hours and money spent at the local range, of course). If I had it my way all guns would be banned, but I think we Rubiconed the whole thing a long time ago and it's too late for that. Banning guns is just gonna piss off too many people, and these happen to be the same people who want an excuse to shoot someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kurgan Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Maybe it's the redneck in me but kinda see the point of gun nuts. I've never been a fan of them, but I can see the logic of having one just in case you need it (minus the countless hours and money spent at the local range, of course).It's about way, WAY more than that to gun nuts, though. This is almost like a religion to them. Guns are more than a tool for last ditched self defense or even a hobby, none of which any reasonable person would have a problem with IMO, as far as they're concerned. The gun is blown up into a quasi religious totem at the center of a civic mythology, representing freedom, virulent masculinity, heroism (or at least the capacity therefore) and all things Mom, Chevrolet and apple pie, as it were. Yeah, they do make a point. Sort of. But the unreason that is so much the mark of so many gun nuts, the far right, paranoid conspiracy theorists among them especially, makes them hard to like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 It's definitely a religion to them and it's super duper creepy. All the more reason to keep them pacified by not taking thur guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kid Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 For those that are legitimately interested in why the founding fathers felt it necessary for us to even have a second amendment and "assault" weapons, here is a 20-something page scholarly paper on it: http://bit.ly/1ko47E4 TL;DR version of the paper: The purpose of the 2nd amendment is two-fold: 1) Every person deserves the right to protect themselves on a personal level. (Handguns take care of this.) 2) The founders and their fellow colonists overwhelmingly believed that governments can't be trusted not to stomp on the people's rights, and citizens as a whole deserve the right to be armed and organized in a manner that acts as a deterrent to tyranny. Together, freedom of the press combined with the right to organize into "well-regulated militias" compromised of the body of the people and not funded/controlled by government were designed to prevent government (both state and federal) from exceeding their powers granted through the constitution. In order for a "well-regulated militia" to stand a fighting chance against a modern professional military force, assault weapons are required. On a personal note, I believe that freedom of speech is complementary to the right to bear arms for personal defense while freedom of the press is complementary to the right to form militias. The latter are extensions of the former designed to amplify their effects through unified action. Also, IMHO: the right to form "well-regulated militias" is not utilized properly, and is currently being high-jacked by the ignorant and/or under-trained, which is why we see so many gun fatalities in America. People want the freedom without the accompanying responsiblities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kurgan Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 The militia system is a form of military organization, generally best suited to frontier societies or environments not economically developed enough to support a standing army or employ mercenaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANA-kin Skywalker Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 We should start our own nightly militia Standard issue guns that look like blaster rifles and stormtrooper armor for everybody Admins get mandalorian armor and vibroblades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 You had me at vibroblades. Yeah, i know that was the last word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kurgan Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 We should start our own nightly militia Standard issue guns that look like blaster rifles and stormtrooper armor for everybody Admins get mandalorian armor and vibrobladesWould we get imperial stormtrooper marksmanship training as well? As in, "only Imperial storm troopers are so precise" training? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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