ShadowDog Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Annnnd now I'll never sleep again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Just think of all the writing you'll be able to do now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I wasn't aware droids had gender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ender Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I am pissed that I am most excited to see Luke in action and least excited to see Han in action in this movie. Based on the trailers and such, Han's screen time will be substantial and Luke's will be minimal. I swear to god, no matter how awesome the movie is, if Luke has nothing more than a cameo in the final fleeting minutes of this film I will be pissed. Additionally, I want to see Luke be a total bass ass at some point in this trilogy. If he serves in some BS Obi-Wan role only to pass on the torch I will be up-in-arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevil Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I will only hate this movie if Luke turns to the dark side or has already turned. Would spoil the OT for me and in particular the climax of ROTJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Jade Skywalker Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I will only hate this movie if Luke turns to the dark side or has already turned. Would spoil the OT for me and in particular the climax of ROTJ.Pretty much, yeah. Once I realized I can take my Secret Ninja Jedi Order idea and write my own book if my dreams don't come true, I became very zen about the rest of The Force Awakens. Â ETA: I do want to see Luke kick Kylo Ren's ass at some point in the trilogy. Preferably to the point where Luke doesn't even break a sweat--like he's swatting a fly away, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavonis Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I predict a strong correlation between a fan's consumption of the EU materials and their opinion of the film. Those who loved the EU will hate the new Stars Wars. Those who didn't much care for the EU will merely not care for TFA at worst, possibly even enjoy it at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Yeah. Because I don't have 20 years of post Jedi "history" to unlearn. So I'm not gonna be sitting in the theater pissed off their shit doesn't match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Speaking of... whatever happened to Zerimar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevil Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I think Marilyn fell out with us. He was very anti-everything for a period there. Very bitter about the New Star Wars thing. If you're listening Maz... I'm not trying to second guess you... just the vibe I picked up on you last time I read your stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I just read that there's a bunch of EU types out there that are so upset about the new movie (and the fact that it negates all of EU), that they intend to post as many TFA spoilers as they can just to troll other SW fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 If we can be real for a second ... this is Star Wars. They got backwards talking frogs leaping around like circus acrobats during laser sword fights. It's not the Usual Suspects, The Crying Game, or The Sixth Sense where one spoiler completely ruins the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I just read that there's a bunch of EU types out there that are so upset about the new movie (and the fact that it negates all of EU), that they intend to post as many TFA spoilers as they can just to troll other SW fans. I've been seeing that. What a bunch of pathetic shitbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted December 15, 2015 Author Share Posted December 15, 2015 I think Marilyn fell out with us. He was very anti-everything for a period there. Very bitter about the New Star Wars thing. If you're listening Maz... I'm not trying to second guess you... just the vibe I picked up on you last time I read your stuff I'm friends with him on facebook. He's come around to deciding on seeing the movie after all-- but it still doesn't count. If we can be real for a second ... this is Star Wars. They got backwards talking frogs leaping around like circus acrobats during laser sword fights. It's not the Usual Suspects, The Crying Game, or The Sixth Sense where one spoiler completely ruins the movie.I can think of at least three people who post here that would agree with you hard enough to murder you. We had freaking admins threatening to ban people if they posted Harry Potter spoilers at one point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I'm gonna ban Driver for not posting Star Wars spoilers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015  Han: You up for this?Finn: Hell no. Hell no? Is that Star Warsy dialogue?Han told the guy on Hoth he'd see him in he'll, so why not? Good points by you and Seth. Still seems a tad weird to me. I'll get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted December 15, 2015 Author Share Posted December 15, 2015 I'm gonna ban Driver for not posting Star Wars spoilers.I didn't get to see it yet. I TRIED to get to the premiere, but I'm not famous enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberSix Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 This is what you get for writing a Texas Chainsaw flick instead of Pitch Perfect 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 From the Guardian review:Â "My only tiny reservation, which I will get out of the way now, is with a tiny new droid who has a bit of a Scrappy-Doo vibe about him."Â Hahaha I knew I was gonna hate that mofo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good God a Bear Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I am pissed that I am most excited to see Luke in action and least excited to see Han in action in this movie. Based on the trailers and such, Han's screen time will be substantial and Luke's will be minimal. I swear to god, no matter how awesome the movie is, if Luke has nothing more than a cameo in the final fleeting minutes of this film I will be pissed. Additionally, I want to see Luke be a total bass ass at some point in this trilogy. If he serves in some BS Obi-Wan role only to pass on the torch I will be up-in-arms. What's a bass ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I cant believe they have a bunch of girls in the film. Girls can't fight.Thar's so true. If they are in slave girl outfits, wearing painted on jumpsuits like Pad-uh-may, or dancing for Jabba--i'm SO there. Chicks with guns is just a bunch of liberal bullsh*t. Right?  Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevil Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Girls need to be rescued so they can go home to the kitchen and make babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Girls need to be rescued so they can go home to the kitchen and make babies That's right, so they can have sons who grow up to save women who would not be in trouble if they never left the kitchen where they belong. Aunt Beru knew the score. Sensible woman, that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 The kitchen is probably where she died screaming in a fireball with quenching blue milk just out of her reach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 The kitchen is probably where she died screaming in a fireball with quenching blue milk just out of her reach.Not her fault. If not for that disrespectful, ball-busting Leia causing trouble...not knowing her place and wasting valuable Imperial resources used to pursue her & the droids, Beru would be alive and well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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