Pong Messiah Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 If animal experts say the pig does not have ticks or other parasites, and that the pig should be deemed a companion/comfort animal rather than a farm animal, AND if on top of that, the pig may be helping abate the symptoms of Aspberger's, just let the kid have his ****ing pig. I seriously just can't believe some people. Stop letting busybody neighbors rule the world over perceptions of what is "proper" or bad things that might happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 This makes me almost, but not quite, as mad as neighbors who decide to call the city and ruin mini-front yard libraries, uually at the expense of some nice kid's heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Neighbor is sexually attracted to pigs and can't contain themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 There's always that one neighbor. I'd be concerned if say it was a bear or a tiger or a giant anaconda. But a pig. W/E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 There's always that one neighbor. I'd be concerned if say it was a bear or a tiger or a giant anaconda. But a pig. W/EExactly. It's not like there are no health risks involved when people introduce non-standard pets to their homes, and some can be dangerous. If an animal represents a genuine health/safety threat to the community, restrictions are appropriate. But because you are annoyed by or sexually attracted to pigs? Get a freakin' grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 When I managed a Taco Bell one of my employees called out because his rat died. I was like w/e dude. Come in or you're fired. But I'm a ruthless bitch and tacos needed to be served that day. I kind of equate the pig thing with those people who flip out because a gay couple moved into the neighborhood. I mean do you "catch" gay? What does it matter if they're fisting themselves or doing sodomy. It's in their house. As long as the pig isn't peeing my petunias or trying to hump my schnauzer I don't get it. The only way that pig thing would bother me is if they tied the poor thing up in the backyard and never paid attention to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 I WILL ****ing CUT THEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 sheesh you dont have to eat EVERY pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Pig pets are not good bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 We had a pig named Bacon once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 i hErd pigsEs iS sMarteR thEn dogsEs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryn Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 They're not Green Acres fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 If I had a pig id name him Schnitzel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 As someone who studies parasites, I can say that it's much more likely the humans in that area have parasites than that pig. Keeping one pig disease free is easy. Keeping the people that make your fast food parasite free is not so easy (enjoy the pinworm!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 OMG! the things I had to learn when I was a fast food manager. Pinworms aren't even the worst of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 If I had a pig id name him SchnitzelI'd name mine Boss Hogg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Chris P. Bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I LOVE that little pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 So who is the pig ****ing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 The neighbor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Bacon sex is no laughing matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted December 8, 2015 Author Share Posted December 8, 2015 They let the kid have his ****ing pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 YAY FOR PIGS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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