Pong Messiah Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Something of a judging controversy in a recent vagina beauty pageant (link NSFW): First place, $2000 cash, and bragging rights went to Synodic, who performed right before Ram-Page. She didn't have a theme set, but did have "Lick Me :P" in silver letters on her mons venus and a pair of Wonder Woman knee socks with capes. This was her first competition, but the Alaska native was a competitive gymnast and partially credited her win to her athletic stage performance. "I don't really have a special opinion of what I think makes a beautiful vagina," Synodic said. "If it's pretty it's pretty. I love my vagina. It's really pretty. It's a good vagina." She does have very nice genitalia, but it goes against everything Portland is about when a clown stripper with a fire-eating vagina doesn't place even with another clown stripper sitting on the judges' panel. Hmmm... We've got the aforementioned fire-eating clown, there are ping-pong balls a-flying, a 90's-rapping vagina, and more! Yet the winner is a plain ol' "good vagina?" Suspicious at the very least. As much as I hate big government and yet more regulation, sometimes things get so out of control, you need government regulation and enforcement. I think it might be time to implement formalized judging standards in vagina beauty pageants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Sometimes plain is beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 Get out. Fire-eating clown vaginas only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 What about hairy vaginas that look like a surprised Groucho Marx? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANA-kin Skywalker Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I suppose that's better than Karl Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RelentlessMalice Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Or one that looks like the original sarlac pit before the half ass cg beak was put in 1997. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I met a few of those girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 The voters in that competition were missionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 What about hairy vaginas that look like a surprised Groucho Marx?Or one that looks like the original sarlac pit before the half ass cg beak was put in 1997.Apparently I'm OK with it as long as they shave their underarms. Heck, go ahead and add that CGI beak for all I care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RelentlessMalice Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Maybe the beak will have good suction power and can go from suck to blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I think attention to detail is good. Also, in the tattoo camp that was mentioned in the other thread about turn offs I think joke tattoos are bad form. A tattoo of a lawn mower above your hairy man parts is just crass and a big turn off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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