Pong Messiah Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 China Says Please Stop Hiring Funeral Strippers This is bullshit. Where is the outrage, people? WAKE UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I'm ****ing furious. This is the worst news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted April 23, 2015 Author Share Posted April 23, 2015 yeah its an absolutely travesty ive always wanted a donkey show at my funeral if china has its way my spirit may never find the rest it seeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Good thing we can still do that in 'merica... or at least we can start doing it... since I just heard of it. Yea, though I walk through the valley of... POURRR SUM SUGGA ON MEEEEHHHH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 They just trying to increase the number of people who show up to funerals. Also, maybe a lot of baby births can be traced to funerals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I've always said I wanted to go out on a funeral pyre, but shit....put a stripper on there too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 POACHER NAZI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 There is no place more appropriate for a striptease than a funeral. Absolute travesty. Im with you Burt, I wanna funeral pyre on a longship out to sea with strippers. perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsidian Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 So. I guess the corpse isn't the only thing stiff at that funeral... No, I'm not sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kurgan Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 So. I guess the corpse isn't the only thing stiff at that funeral... No, I'm not sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 <3 OBSIDIAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 So. I guess the corpse isn't the only thing stiff at that funeral... No, I'm not sorry.Damn, that was crude....but i'm still laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 There is no place more appropriate for a striptease than a funeral. Absolute travesty. Im with you Burt, I wanna funeral pyre on a longship out to sea with strippers. perfect. It's not like they have souls, right? I've never seen a stripper's reflection in the mirror, plus they seem to hate garlic and crosses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 And if you set them on fire (which they will be) all the hairspray makes for good pyrotechnic display....... ...that got bit dark... oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I just don't get what China has against the Poles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANA-kin Skywalker Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 There is no place more appropriate for a striptease than a funeral. Absolute travesty. Im with you Burt, I wanna funeral pyre on a longship out to sea with strippers. perfect. It's not like they have souls, right? I've never seen a stripper's reflection in the mirror, plus they seem to hate garlic and crosses.Then why are they constantly trying try to impale themselves on wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 For money. They only do it for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I thought they just teased the wood into thinking there would be impaling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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