Burt Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 It's time to celebrate the most mediocre white males among us. Which person of the majority falls squarely in the middle? Who is the most semi-accomplished among us? Who has been an advocate for male rights in the face of feminism? Please voice your nominations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I just don't see how this is even a competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Hmmmm. I'm going to say Pong. I think he is highly intelligent and can voice arguments well and hold his way with musical instruments but in the end he just stays home with his guitar and dog singing the song of his people as he moderates and trolls on messageboards. A close second would be Krawlie. He's a call center monkey but has the most adorable little girl ever. But Pong wins because I'm super jealous of his dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I work in insurance and own a house with a white picket fence. I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I don't work in the call center. The rare time I ever have to get on the phones, it's outgoing, not incoming. Also:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg48ZZ2wYfM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 See! I fail even when I'm trying to be hurtful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Yeah, if you were trying to be hurtful, it didn't hurt. You were actually spot on. My misanthropy extends to the point where I am happy to lose money running my business out of my own home just so I can pick and choose who I have to deal with. And I prefer the company of my dog and guitar over human beings pretty much any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 But that was why I laughed so hard at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I make an exception for you, Destiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Posted April 10, 2015 Author Share Posted April 10, 2015 This wasn't targeted specifically at anyone. My university email gets inundated with emails about honors, minority, women, martian club meetings, and I just thought it would be hilarious to get a bunch of white guys with mediocre GPA together to eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew...concurrent with their meetings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Sounds kinda like the Hugos this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 I've got about 7 cans of Mountain Dew Code Red sitting in my basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Did he just compare Nicole to a dog?? I've got about 7 cans of Mountain Dew Code Red sitting in my basement. This isn't the beginning of some bizarre IRL thing that ends with you in FBI custody, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 it's weird when Brando wins a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Being mediocre and having a beautiful wife are the two things I do best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Kurgan. A perfectly affable, reasonable person who drives a bus for a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kurgan Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 This wasn't targeted specifically at anyone. My university email gets inundated with emails about honors, minority, women, martian club meetings, and I just thought it would be hilarious to get a bunch of white guys with mediocre GPA together to eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew...concurrent with their meetings. Isn't this what a fraternity is? Kurgan. A perfectly affable, reasonable person who drives a bus for a living. I must admit that I was a little hurt when Spam didn't mention me in her O.P. Given the OP, I should be the first guy to pop into everyone's mind. Thanks for thinking of me, Evo! Being mediocre and having a beautiful wife are the two things I do best. I'll give you a run for your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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