Pong Messiah Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 If a governor retires and nothing changes and nobody cares does a tree hear it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Retiring from governor automatically makes you a front runner for president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted February 14, 2015 Author Share Posted February 14, 2015 Of course it usually works like that. I'm not sure if it does when you are facing a criminal investigation and your own party is distancing itself in between shouts of gtfo. Today's Lesson: if you are a politician and marry somebody 20 years younger and way hotter than you, make damn sure they are only a gold-digger with nothing resembling "career goals" in their life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 You just need to add some talk about "lamestream media" and you're in. Maybe shoot something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Politicians are funny. I particularly like the guy in Minnesota who tried to ban yoga pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted February 14, 2015 Author Share Posted February 14, 2015 You just need to add some talk about "lamestream media" and you're in. Maybe shoot something.I'm not following...? John Kitzhaber != Sarah Palin Not that I'm a fan of either, but aside from making some stupid weenus-based decisions, Kitzhaber is definitely smarter and more capable, and would never use a term like "lamestream media." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Yeah, I mainly just decided to be a pain while on painkillers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth morti Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 hmmm - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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