The Washington Post just can't help itself, and has posted Who’s most likely to end up as Republicans’ nominee in 2016 presidential race.
No Mitt Romney (wheeeee!), and a few interesting names:
10. Rep. Paul Ryan (Wis.).
9. Former governor Mike Huckabee (Ark.).
8. Sen. Ted Cruz (Tex.).
7. Gov. Bobby Jindal (La.).
6. Gov. John Kasich (Ohio).
5. Gov. Scott Walker (Wis.).
4. Sen. Marco Rubio (Fla.).
3. Former Florida governor Jeb Bush.
2. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.
1. Sen. Rand Paul (Ky.).
Some ick there, for sure. Rand Paul has been everywhere the last few months, so I'm not surprised to see him listed so high. Kasich always surprises me, but that's because I only hear about him from Fozzie's reports on his dumbness. And it's too bad Jeb Bush can't don a lucha libre mask and run in that, because his brother's gonna weigh him down regardless of how short America's attention span is.