monkeygirl Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 IS ACRYSTAL HERWE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberSix Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Sources tell me this mysteriously coded message may translate into one of several possible anagrams: Raceway SlithersLiterary CashewsWhy Sir LaceratesLess Wiry TracheaThy Racial SewersWither, Ye RascalsRich Sly SeawaterWry Earache SlitsStairway LechersHysterical Swear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Is this another case where monkeygirl is too drunk to type? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Raceway SlithersI want to live in this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Human Torch Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Hysterical Swear is probably the best translation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryn Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 IS ACRYSTAL HERWE?Where did you see her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted November 29, 2014 Author Share Posted November 29, 2014 I didn't-that's why I asked, DUH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lace Mindu Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 But I'm here? We're all fine here, now. How are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted November 30, 2014 Author Share Posted November 30, 2014 I'M NOT GOOD. See Tommy's website if you want to know why. I can't type all that again I have to go throw up now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryn Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I didn't-that's why I asked, DUH! You're Duh-ing the only person in the thread who understood you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lace Mindu Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 I CAN MAKE IT BETTER, MG. With booze, duh. Meet here Dec 25 with a bottle of some sort and we'll have a long-distance drunken sleepover just like high school. K?? You in? Also, should we invite boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted December 3, 2014 Author Share Posted December 3, 2014 I didn't-that's why I asked, DUH!You're Duh-ing the only person in the thread who understood you. oh. SORRY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted December 3, 2014 Author Share Posted December 3, 2014 I CAN MAKE IT BETTER, MG. With booze, duh. Meet here Dec 25 with a bottle of some sort and we'll have a long-distance drunken sleepover just like high school. K?? You in? Also, should we invite boys?fuck YEAH we should invite boys. I am in utter turmoil and I don't think I should be. I'm finally leaving the asshat I live with that doesn't like me and won't talk to me but I can't afford Seattle anymore and I have to move into a smelly, dark old apartment building and I am not happy. So, let me apologize in advance for all my coming contributions. I plan on staying numb through January 2nd. I AHVE TO MOVE MY AWHOLE FICKING LIFE IN 4 DAYS AN I DON'T WANT TO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Tami, you weren't happy with the asshat. Just complacent. Staying there was never going to get you anywhere. I know it doesn't seem like it or feel like it now, but I really believe that you'll find any change a step in the right direction. Move to Austin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted December 3, 2014 Author Share Posted December 3, 2014 I KNOW THAT. It's not like I want to stay. And I think I know any move is better than more of the same. It would help if I could afford a nicer place. I've come to the conclusion that part of my unhappiness with this place is it doesn't get ANY direct sun. It faces NNE. And it smells like ass. I can't change the sub but I can change the smell. I got me 4 cans of febreeze, some Damp Rid and I'ma have it smudged. But I'm going to try and get cable and shit to come Friday to hook me up and I'm going to paint the walls colors before I move in. Movers come at 9am Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lace Mindu Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 You are moving ON. To better things and more adventures. You have infinite Possibilities. So do your best and promise yourself this is temporary and fill that little apt with light and color and fun and cuddly kitties. At least, that's how I picture it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted December 4, 2014 Author Share Posted December 4, 2014 I'm getting more stable as Saturday approaches-maybe because I'm so busy. I spent the entire day yesterday getting replacements for the things that aren't mine and that I'll leave behind and on the phone setting up cable, internets and utilities. Turns out about 50% of the instructions on my 'welcome letter' from the place are wrong so about half of that time was wasted. YAY. Incompetent building managers! LOVE. Today is all about packing and securing and labeling the boxes already packed. Tomorrow will be about the drinking. AND THANKS. I carry everything you're saying to me and use it to calm myself. I know all this-I don't know why I'm freaking out. Maybe just because I love my house so much. But it's my choice to leave it. I lived there w/o him for 2 and 1/2 years and it was almost as sad as living there WITH him, so this is my best move. I just really hate that he forced me into this by being an unresponsive ***hole. AND ALSO NOW I'm having a PERIOD! I dried up like 5 ****ing YEARS ago, NOW I'm having a period with cramps? WHAT. THA. fuck, Universe? Is this your idea of a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 It's just stress darling. You'll stop bleeding once you're settled in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 WHAT THE GOOD fuck?!? IT CAN DO THAT?!??! IT JUST COMES BACK????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted December 5, 2014 Author Share Posted December 5, 2014 APPARENTLY! ****ing GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 don't worry, I just had a vasectomy so we still don't have to worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I bet that will make a vas deferens in your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Now that I'm healed yes. I was pretty testes the first day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted December 5, 2014 Author Share Posted December 5, 2014 oh, STOP THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Yeah, guys. How dare you hijack monkeygirl's deep, meaningful and easily understood thread by your penis jokes. This thread is obviously very impotent to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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