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Also sup foadi, diggin the dolan avatar.

not much. wrapping up campaign in bum**** arkansas. trying to decide where im going next. how are you

 

same shit as always. wife, kid, work. thinking about grad school again. good to see you around once in a while.

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Did you know it's possible to be married and NOT miserable? Not everyone's a stereotype.   Also sup foadi, diggin the dolan avatar.

Whoever is on the other side of the glory hole at the local 7/11.

Seth   Beyonce

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Jennifer Lawrence

Anna Kendrick

Emma Stone

Natalie Portman

Danielle Fishel

Brooklyn Decker

Zooey Deschanel

Hayden Panettiere

Blake Lively

Emma Watson

Jennifer Aniston

Kristen Bell

Lea Michele

Sara Jean Underwood

Kate Mara

Rory Gilmore (not sure about Alexis Bledel, but definitely Rory Gilmore)

 

A non-exhaustive list.

 

I think Kate or Rooney Mara are the 2 most desirable women out there. I mean they are both hot but in addition their dad led s the Giants and their mothers family owns the Steelers.

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Tex is a dick, but he's our dick :heart:

 

Not counting Rock, who is by far the oolest anonymous Internet friend I've ever come across (get well, sir we all love you), everyone here HATES me and I don't get it.

 

I think you are all awesome and I wish you the best.

 

Minus Tank, of course. By a factor of one.

 

Actually no, I'm pulling for you too, dude.

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Tex is a dick, but he's our dick :heart:

Not counting Rock, who is by far the oolest anonymous Internet friend I've ever come across (get well, sir we all love you), everyone here HATES me and I don't get it.

 

I think you are all awesome and I wish you the best.

 

Minus Tank, of course. By a factor of one.

 

Actually no, I'm pulling for you too, dude.

 

I don't know that we actually hate you. it's just that some of the things you say are soo easy to hate. But overall you're one of my fav posters-- never a dull moment!

 

EDIT: also I am soo with you on Scarlett Johansson. I think that should be obvious considering my choice of avatar.

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I know this isnt a shock, but I'm going with Scarlett Johansen. She is a freak of nature, and apparently a pretty cool person (friend of mine met her and said she was cool as ****).

 

That's always a plus, I met Natalie Portman many years ago and she was also a very cool girl.

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I know this isnt a shock, but I'm going with Scarlett Johansen. She is a freak of nature, and apparently a pretty cool person (friend of mine met her and said she was cool as ****).

You should rent Under the Skin.

 

 

or at least use it amongst other certain key words in a google search...

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Celebrities:

 

Brad Pitt

George Clooney

Viggo Mortenson

Chris Isaak (honestly, I'd prefer to just bone his voice from "Wicked Game")

Brian Molko

Gwen Stefani

Lady Gaga

Anne Hathaway

Katy Perry

Natalie Portman

Liv Tyler

 

Porn Stars:

 

Hazel Tucker

Bianca Freire

Bailey Jay

Kimber James

Bird Mountain

Sarina Valentina

Yasmin Lee

Ryder Monroe

Angeles Cid

Mariana Cordoba

Sienna Grace

Domino Presley

 

Real Life:

 

Pretty much most of the girls that I'm friends with, who because of privacy shall remain nameless. They're more appealing than most of the above honestly. This may seem shallow, but I almost won't be friends with a girl in real life unless I'm willing to get in between the sheets with her.

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You should try it out, it's not that expensive. I just got back from a 6 week sex binge to Pattaya. I think all in incl flight I spent only $8500. Lotsa TS over there too (altho i prefer women, only go with dickgirls when im bored)

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