Evolence Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Were I ever to go on a TS sexscapade, Asia would be the place to do it! Sadly, that $8500 is a little bit shy of 25% my gross annual income, so that won't be happening anytime soon. Really, I'd just settle for a boy/girl to cuddle with right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 foadi! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Really, I'd just settle for a boy/girl to cuddle with right now.I'm sure you could find a playground if you weren't so busy being a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 so there's not anyone I'd like to bone but I would like an hour or two of being able to talk to my cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 That's...maybe the saddest thing I've ever read. I mean, that's some seriously cat-lady shit right there. I demand that you make up someone to bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Seriously fuck the cats. Cowabuys are SIX ans 1!!!!""' Cheer up. We all love ya here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I got shit to say to them. Like serious shit. Plus I got to bone my dream guy. I'm like a sex camel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Lactose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 they are gassy mfers I have to constantly clean after. do they not understand the house is clean? Also I drank more rum and am still stumped as to my bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I don't really remember, but I think the last time I had sex was in February. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Mathison Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 so there's not anyone I'd like to bone but I would like an hour or two of being able to talk to my cats. Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 You want to bone Jesus? I've heard of loving God, but that's taking it to the next level! I'd bone Carrie two ways to Sunday-- so long as I could put a ball gag in her mouth so I wouldn't have to hear her complain about poor people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMericka Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Rob ZombieMandard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeahhh buddy Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Cleopatra. Curious if she could live up to all the hype Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kurgan Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Cleopatra. Curious if she could live up to all the hype Caesar'd feed you to the lions. Hope it's worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 That's...maybe the saddest thing I've ever read. I mean, that's some seriously cat-lady **** right there. No f******* sh*t! I think I found a picture of the dream guy Spam boned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Cleopatra. Curious if she could live up to all the hypeCaesar'd feed you to the lions. Hope it's worth it.There are no consequences in fantasy boning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 There's fantasy herps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kurgan Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 There are no consequences in fantasy boning. Marcus Antonius, last words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 That was reality boning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth'raw'nuroudo Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Nevermind I choose Cerina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeahhh buddy Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Just got home from a Halloween costume party. Met a girl who was the rudest and crudest party guest ever. Total bitch who's costume was "skank costume". She left her flask (alcoholic?) at the party. Not my type at all. For some reason I want to bang the hell out of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Someone please bone me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.CAllen Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Tex is a dick, but he's our dick Not counting Rock, who is by far the oolest anonymous Internet friend I've ever come across (get well, sir we all love you), everyone here HATES me and I don't get it. It's the avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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