Burt Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Create one or quote, let's bring things down a few notches around here. "At the end of the day, it is what it is, and you just have to give 110% and have faith." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maker Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 "Let's just be friends." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamonAtila Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 "First things first, nothing matters or has any meaning, and it's best to just weasel through life and be cynical." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 When the dead moose floated into view the famished crew cheered – this had to mean land! – but Captain Walgrove, flinty-eyed and clear headed thanks to the starvation cleanse in progress, gave fateful orders to remain on the original course and await the appearance of a second and confirming moose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 "whatever you want to eat." OMG! I asked you because I can't make up my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Don’t know no tunnels hereabout,” said the old-timer, “unless you mean the abandoned subway line that runs from Hanging Hill, under that weird ruined church, beneath the Indian burial ground, past the dilapidated Usher mansion, and out to the old abandoned asylum for the criminally insane where they had all those murders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Jade Skywalker Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 "She's lost the will to live." Seeeeeeeeethe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Twilight fan-fiction gets movie deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 This is a dry county. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 He only took tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberSix Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamonAtila Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 "I WISH that I could wish away the wishes that I was wishing in this wish!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 sHe only took the tip.Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 "She's lost the will to live." Ooooooba Ooooooba Fixed that up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 He only took tips.I R DUMB. I don't get it. really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Tip or no tip, the real question is, did s/he swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Oh. I'm a spitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 NOBODY likes a spitter! There are only three acceptable ways to end a BJ. One: You take the load all over your face, and smile while doing it. Two: You guzzle it all down, careful not to spill a drop. Three: You take it all in, hold it, and then snowball it back to your partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 You watch too much porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 *shrugs* I don't really watch much porn. But I like all three of the above methods in actual practice, though the third assumes you have a consenting (or ring-gagged) partner, which is not always the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 It was all in one string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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