Copper Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Yeah. You read that right. Jasmine Tridevil, a massage therapist in Tampa, Florida, claims that she had a third breast implanted to get famous, land a reality show, and become "unattractive to men" because she doesn't "want to date anymore." I mean. I don't even know how to think about this. That's not true. I guess it just makes me sad. There is a bit of humor to the absurdity of it too. And also Total Recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Usually, when somebody says "You're gonna look back and regret that!" over a nose ring, tacky tattoo, micro/trans dermal implant, etc. I roll my eyes. I personally find those things unattractive 90% of the time, but I don't think it's my business to say anything, and people who do feel compelled to make comments are obnoxious and dumb. But if somebody were to tell her "You're gonna lock back and regret that!" over the third boob, I would not roll my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Why would a medical professional do that to her? Where did they get the breast? Which one isn't hers? Do you know how much her bars are going to cost? Does he know there are plenty of easier, non-permanent things she could have done to get on the teevee? ALSO, before I opened this, I thought it was going to be a cautionary tale warning me against another marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 we're gonna need a bigger (motor) boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I guess people doing dumb things to get famous is the new norm. At least she didn't have 8 babies and go on welfare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DESTINY Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 mmm mmm mmm, she make me wish I had three hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Jade Skywalker Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I guess people doing dumb things to get famous is the new norm. At least she didn't have 8 babies and go on welfare.It worked for the Duggars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Human Torch Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I think the medical industry needs to re-examine itself, it's practitioners' adherence to medical ethics; considerations for medical necessity, mental and emotional stability, cosmetic ideals for human beauty, when are granting cosmetic surgeries enabling a disorder, thus potentially harming the patient? In things like this I believe we are seeing the fruits of a society that doesn't say no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I think the medical industry needs to re-examine itself, it's practitioners' adherence to medical ethics; considerations for medical necessity, mental and emotional stability, cosmetic ideals for human beauty, when are granting cosmetic surgeries enabling a disorder, thus potentially harming the patient? In things like this I believe we are seeing the fruits of a society that doesn't say no.I think I just saw the fruits of somebody who didn't read the article. She did not have an easy time finding a doctor who would do this. Many said no because of "ethics," and the one who did had her sign a non-disclosure agreement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth'raw'nuroudo Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 >>to make herself unattractive to men. wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Well ironically, she has just made her 50% more attractive to this woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth'raw'nuroudo Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 You're a chick? Hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Human Torch Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I think the medical industry needs to re-examine itself, it's practitioners' adherence to medical ethics; considerations for medical necessity, mental and emotional stability, cosmetic ideals for human beauty, when are granting cosmetic surgeries enabling a disorder, thus potentially harming the patient? In things like this I believe we are seeing the fruits of a society that doesn't say no.I think I just saw the fruits of somebody who didn't read the article. She did not have an easy time finding a doctor who would do this. Many said no because of "ethics," and the one who did had her sign a non-disclosure agreement. I read it. Still an applicable thought. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 >>to make herself unattractive to men. wut?Yeah what was the logic/ Men hate boobs so they'll hate THREE BOOBS even more? If she wanted to turn off dudes from hitting on her she should have gotten a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth'raw'nuroudo Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Even then it's iffy. I mean, Krawlie has one and, well, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 if you're done with dating... you just stop dating. you DON'T get a third tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 You say that like the choices are mutually exclusive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 She could have at least got it the same cup size as the other two. It's smaller. Now she just looks WEIRD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Yeah-the SIZE of the 3rd boob is what makes it weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Final score: Tits 3, Brains 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Kim Kardashian has another person's whole ass. No reason this chick shouldn't have someone else's half rack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 If she had decided to get a penis instead, would people be so harsh? What makes one body modification okay but a different one wrong? Does either cause harm to another person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Only if she got the penis where the third boob is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 It looks so unatural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 If she had decided to get a penis instead, would people be so harsh? What makes one body modification okay but a different one wrong? Does either cause harm to another person?Depends. The reasons. Not unless she actually gets that reality show. Personally, I feel that most body modifications are stupid. But when someone does it to correct a wrong (like a sex change, some nose jobs and boob jobs), I understand their logic, and it makes more sense to me. Someone getting a totally unnecessary body part because they want to be on a reality show?? Well, that puts them square in line with damn near everybody else on a reality show and open to ridicule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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