Pong Messiah 3,086 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Cops: Babysitter, 22, Got All Stabby When Man Refused To Have Sex With Her ...that sound you are hearing is the collective, horrified, jealous gasp of millions of fathers across the country who would have lived the dream if in Eugene Sylvester's shoes. Perfect excuse, too: "Sorry, honey, but she would have stabbed me if I didn't give her the d*ck." Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 1,743 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I cannot BELIEVE it was the "news" outlet that used the "word", STABBY. And ALSO: that girl's got WAY too many unnecessary vowels in her name. Link to post Share on other sites
RelentlessMalice 188 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Of course this happened in Florduh! Link to post Share on other sites
The Kurgan 902 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I promised myself I wouldn't. But I did anyway. I scrolled down to the comments section. Link to post Share on other sites
ShadowDog 2,168 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I cannot BELIEVE it was the "news" outlet that used the "word", STABBY. And ALSO: that girl's got WAY too many unnecessary vowels in her name.Yes, let's all sit down for a lecture FROM MG on the proper use of the English language in written form. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Maybe she means it in a good way. Like "I can't believe Pong didn't smell like poop." Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 1,743 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I cannot BELIEVE it was the "news" outlet that used the "word", STABBY. And ALSO: that girl's got WAY too many unnecessary vowels in her name.Yes, let's all sit down for a lecture FROM MG on the proper use of the English language in written form. HAY. You'd be SHOCKED-I really DO know what I'm doing when I'm writing news I just don't ever write news on this Star Wars message board. And I CLEARLY don't know how to manipulate the quote things Link to post Share on other sites
Ryn 1,286 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 On FB, she posts about grammar almost as often as sleeping baby goats and other cute animals. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I don't think I'm friends with Tami. Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 1,743 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 *CRIEZ* I've been telling you guys for years; I'm not stupid, I just can't type! Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,518 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Same with Seth, which is half the reason I find his shittalking about your typing hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
Pong Messiah 3,086 Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 Unless Tami is threatening to stab people who don't sex her, you guys need to get back on topix. Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 1,743 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I WILL GET ALL STABBY with anyone who doesn't provide me with the sex ASAP NOW also: ****ing. NOT.CEE. Link to post Share on other sites
Evolence 520 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I would Tami, but you know my dilemma. You'd have to settle for oral. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,518 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I'll stab Tami. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Link to post Share on other sites
Pong Messiah 3,086 Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 ur peepee? Link to post Share on other sites
Evolence 520 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 ? Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 1,743 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 I thought it was pronounced epee? Link to post Share on other sites
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