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Babysitter Gets Stabby When Dad Refuses to Sex Her


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Cops: Babysitter, 22, Got All Stabby When Man Refused To Have Sex With Her

 

...that sound you are hearing is the collective, horrified, jealous gasp of millions of fathers across the country who would have lived the dream if in Eugene Sylvester's shoes.

 

Perfect excuse, too: "Sorry, honey, but she would have stabbed me if I didn't give her the d*ck."

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I cannot BELIEVE it was the "news" outlet that used the "word", STABBY.

 

And ALSO: that girl's got WAY too many unnecessary vowels in her name.

Yes, let's all sit down for a lecture FROM MG on the proper use of the English language in written form.

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I cannot BELIEVE it was the "news" outlet that used the "word", STABBY.

 

And ALSO: that girl's got WAY too many unnecessary vowels in her name.

Yes, let's all sit down for a lecture FROM MG on the proper use of the English language in written form.

 

HAY. You'd be SHOCKED-I really DO know what I'm doing when I'm writing news :) I just don't ever write news on this Star Wars message board.

 

And I CLEARLY don't know how to manipulate the quote things

 

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