Darth Krawlie Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Okay, so it was actually an afternoon. Whatever. So here I am on the internets doing some job hunting, when I receive a text. It's clear from the get go she's not in a sober state of mind. My phone is beeping non-stop. I don't mind, of course. Now things start to get a little surreal. I'm pretty sure the first pic is supposed to be her fingers. For all I know she took the picture on accident. Here it's definitely her fingers, but I'm still not convinced it's on purpose. We're only half way there, folks. Jury's lice. At this point Lyra is waking up, so I'm out of the room getting her out of the crib and putting on a new diaper. I can hear my phone exploding in the other room. And now, I think she's confused me with the wrong number she had texted originally. Why/how she even still had a number I haven't had in five years is beyond me. Tami had called up a delivery pizza place in San Diego last weekend and had it delivered to my house last weekend. It was the nicest and most out-of-the-blue things she's done for me. And that's how I started to get really confused. I think she started to put it together at the end of this one, but then again, I'm not sure she was aware she cross texted at all. I wanted to ask her about it quicker, but Lyra was getting annoyed I was looking at my phone and not at her, so my questioning here at the end was a few minutes after her last text, so I never found out for sure. This was probably the best text exchange I've ever had with her, and I really wanted to be sure everyone was included. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. These all took place over the span of a half hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Okay. I love All Things Considered (Great afternoon listening, Tami), Pictures of lroy and mithrfricker is a swear word for elves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I like how she became almost coherent there for a moment near the end, then faded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 hdcob is your new name, Krawlie! we will call it your Game of Thrones name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Why doesn't Tami text me? I'm a little upset about what I could be missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Tami. Do you need help?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 She needs a giant hug. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Why am I never granted texts that epic? My typical conversation has mild sexual innuendo spaced out with hours between each reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 As I've said in another thread, it usually takes her a week or so to respond to a text from me, and that's after prodding her several times on nightly. This was a magical once in a lifetime afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Jawa Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 This place has changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 At least one time in my life I wanna be that high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I've had it beat a few times. Where you're so high that you don't have any concept of what words or texting even are, much less a phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Those texts are gold! I think the only thing that would have been more awesome would have been a Skype session with Monkey girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 Tami and skype is a whole different story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Tami does not text me. blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Tami and skype is a whole different story...Boy howdy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalcedony Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 That has to be the best text convo I've ever seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Nothing to see by me. Dumb rambling. Away it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Holy shit it's spreading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DESTINY Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 How much for an evening with Monkeygirl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 She hasn't posted since this came up, anyone make sure she's alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I called her the other day and her cat answered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 she posted on mex and danger's board this morning, but I was a little worried too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 She's okay. She posted over at bodega's board in the Michael Brown thread. And she's being doing traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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