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An evening with monkeygirl


Darth Krawlie
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Okay, so it was actually an afternoon. Whatever.

 

So here I am on the internets doing some job hunting, when I receive a text.

 

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It's clear from the get go she's not in a sober state of mind.

 

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My phone is beeping non-stop. I don't mind, of course.

 

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Now things start to get a little surreal.

 

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I'm pretty sure the first pic is supposed to be her fingers. For all I know she took the picture on accident.

 

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Here it's definitely her fingers, but I'm still not convinced it's on purpose. We're only half way there, folks.

 

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Jury's lice.

 

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At this point Lyra is waking up, so I'm out of the room getting her out of the crib and putting on a new diaper. I can hear my phone exploding in the other room.

 

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And now, I think she's confused me with the wrong number she had texted originally. Why/how she even still had a number I haven't had in five years is beyond me.

 

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Tami had called up a delivery pizza place in San Diego last weekend and had it delivered to my house last weekend. It was the nicest and most out-of-the-blue things she's done for me. And that's how I started to get really confused. I think she started to put it together at the end of this one, but then again, I'm not sure she was aware she cross texted at all.

 

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I wanted to ask her about it quicker, but Lyra was getting annoyed I was looking at my phone and not at her, so my questioning here at the end was a few minutes after her last text, so I never found out for sure.

 

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This was probably the best text exchange I've ever had with her, and I really wanted to be sure everyone was included. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. These all took place over the span of a half hour.

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Guest El Chalupacabra

Those texts are gold!

 

I think the only thing that would have been more awesome would have been a Skype session with Monkey girl!

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