Guest Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Good luck. I've been letting Louis go into the bathroom with me sometimes (only when peeing) to get him used to the idea, but we're way off from actually starting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Yeah, this could very easily be a false start, but we're giving it a shot. She's interested and understands what we're saying when we talk about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Potty training was literally the hardest thing I've encountered with my kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Hahaha. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Good luck! When they're ready, they're ready. We sat Quinn on the potty and turned on The Little Mermaid, and started giving her water and juice. For some reason Quinn held it thinking it was going to hurt, that was the hardest hump to get over. She's even been overnight trained since the summer. That usually takes awhile longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Noah potty trained almost overnight. At least it seemed that way once we let him stand to pee. But he still has "accidents" with number 2. Mostly from trying to hold it too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 How fitting. Only moments ago, I just finished up cleaning a little one's ass and legs from a fart that turned into a shit. At 230 in the morning. I don't salvage anything. Socks, underwear, pajama bottoms and wash cloth in the trash bag, immediately into the dumpster. Ah, the joys of parenthood. Back to bed I go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 My son has picked up the word butt from my wife. I have to try really hard not to laugh when he grabs his bottom and says "Butt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Mine is 1.5 years old, and he understands so much more than I give him credit for. I really, really have to try to watch what I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 My son has picked up the word butt from my wife. I have to try really hard not to laugh when he grabs his bottom and says "Butt!"Don't even try for maturity. The amount of times I had to hide my face during the birds and bees talk was numerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Oh man, when they start picking up on stuff it's so hard not to laugh. Quinn is kind of getting into potty humor, so I sort of try to ignore it, but sometimes I have to look the other way so she doesn't see me smirking. She likes to announce her burps and farts, and ask about your "wee-wees" and "poopies". Sigh. On another note, I have a budding klepto. She keeps sneaking home small toys like marbles or special rocks from school. I'm going to tell myself that she's going to be a magician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Is magician REALLY a better career choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 No, I dated one. I think I'd rather have a juvenile delinquent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 bwahahaha. GUYS. is it weird that the idea of having a kid is both exciting and horrifying to me? Thankfully I'm still leaning far toward the horrifying side of the spectrum. BUT THINGS CHANGE OH GOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Kids are really cool for the most part. There's some shit though. And I don't just mean the actual literal shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 But there is lots of the literal kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Yup. And that is why no babies in the Spam household. I once had reactionary barf to a students puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 For people who want a kid, it's the best thing in the world. For people who don't want a kid, it would be the worst thing in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 see this is why I don't have kids- I'm still not sure if I want one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Got a text from my wife that this morning involved getting the baby out of bed to a diaper that was so full of poop that it was covering his back, so immediate morning bath, then followed by him peeing all over the floor. She also said that she couldn't be happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 oh it's on like donkey kong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Yeah, I got a text from my wife saying a dog tried to eat my kid. So it's a fun day all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I'm sure if it was bad she would have called and not texted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Well yeah it was fine, just a big ordeal of crying and being terrified of every dog she's seen since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 A dog bit me when I was 4, and to this day I hate the ****ers. I find dogs annoying as hell, and usually when people get all retarded and want me to think their dog is cute when it basically shows off how dumb it is, I can't even handle it. Back on alternight we had the ms paint childhood trauma thread, and I chose that event: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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