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African or European?

 

I don’t think that anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like a list of the day.

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What do you like to read?

 

How to you avoid being mistaken for a sheep and thus murdered by your gf?

 

On a scale of 1-10 how much of your attraction to Sheepy is due to her skillz at roller derby?

 

What is your deepest, darkest secret?

 

What is your most benign secret?

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Do you already hate Krawlie or will it take more time?

 

I was entertained by the trolling. As a bit of a troll myself...

What do you like to read?

 

"Literature", Science Fiction, Fantasy, History nonfiction, and lots more... Easier to answer is what don't I read. Dime romance novels.

 

How to you avoid being mistaken for a sheep and thus murdered by your gf?

 

Whence upon shaving my facial hair, I make special care to whisk it from my body post-haste.

 

On a scale of 1-10 how much of your attraction to Sheepy is due to her skillz at roller derby?

 

7. It's up there as one of many things.

 

What is your deepest, darkest secret?

 

I'm pretty straightforward... so I don't have much to hide.

 

What is your most benign secret?

 

There's a part of who I am hidden from everyone. Not by choice, but because it simply doesn't enter conversation. I guess my new secret to everyone I know except Sheepy is that I am on Nightly.

 

 

When you take a **** does it swirl like Dr. Oz says it should?

 

No, it just kind of sinks. Dr. Oz is a crackpot, anyway.

 

EDIT: Wish there were a way I could tell when I am typing within the goram quote box or not... these things have simple text editing? *Begins poking*

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I switch modes (the top left button of the reply box) so I can better control how BBCode behaves. You can then edit your begin and end quotes (e.g. “[ quote ]” and “[ /quote ]”) appropriately.

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Kris Kross will make you... What?

 

If you were going to make out with a man, who would it be?

Kriss Kross will make me... a sandwich? Oh, Jump.

 

David Tennant.

 

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

PHONE IS SAMSUNG! (I see Krawlie is from that corner of the internet...)

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Are you an agent with a big insurance company? Health/Life/Auto/Homeowners? I ask because I'm an adjuster for a large company.

 

What's the best part about your job? The worst?

 

What's your favorite movie? Favorite band? Favorite decade? Favorite position?

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Are you an agent with a big insurance company? Health/Life/Auto/Homeowners? I ask because I'm an adjuster for a large company.

 

What's the best part about your job? The worst?

 

What's your favorite movie? Favorite band? Favorite decade? Favorite position?

Big company! I do life, auto, homeowners, special policies.

 

Best? Helping people. It must be a rarity when they work with an insurance agent who cares more about them than money. Worst? When they don't believe that my job is to help.

 

Favourite movie is... All of these questions are hard, there are so many.

 

Movie: Dead Poets Society. Band: The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing. Decade: 60's... the 1860's. Position: 1st place? Reverse Cowgirl? Left defense? Left field? Right all the time?

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

How is she in bed?

 

Does she swallow?

 

a/s/l?

 

what do you do for a living? for fun?

 

Any pets?

 

How do you feel about ultra-modern kitchen cabinetry-like laquered teal or summat?

 

Do you own any fans? If Y/details, please?

 

AND WHAT is your favorite piece of 2 dimenasional fine art?

 

Nice to meet you,

 

monkeygirl

 

OH AND ALSO, please tell me how many times you've worn BOWLING SHOES in your life, approximately. Definitively would be swell, but then I'd have to have proof of your recollection, because that would be rather superior, therefore, suspect, unless, of course, it is zero.

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How is she in bed?

 

Does she swallow?

 

a/s/l?

 

what do you do for a living? for fun?

 

Any pets?

 

How do you feel about ultra-modern kitchen cabinetry-like laquered teal or summat?

 

Do you own any fans? If Y/details, please?

 

AND WHAT is your favorite piece of 2 dimenasional fine art?

 

Nice to meet you,

 

monkeygirl

 

OH AND ALSO, please tell me how many times you've worn BOWLING SHOES in your life, approximately. Definitively would be swell, but then I'd have to have proof of your recollection, because that would be rather superior, therefore, suspect, unless, of course, it is zero.

Super cuddly, occasionally snores but not very loudly. (Also great sex.)

 

I think she has to swallow, otherwise she'd die of dehydration.

 

23/Yes please/michigan

 

For A living, I talk to people and make friends, who are then comfortable to buy whatever it is I am selling. Right now it's insurance. For fun I tlk to people and make friends, who are then comfortable to go do cool things with me. Martial arts, kayaking, climbing, gaming (all sorts), hiking, Tea demonstrations, and many other things.

 

I have a cat. He is an attention whore snugglebeast.

 

I prefer wooden cabinetry. Staining depends on lighting/size, etc.

 

I own an oscillating 'desk' fan that I had in my tent while working at camp. That's it. Other than a cheap paper japanese fan. which is Somewhere.

 

Bowling shoes? I can give you an accurate account, because my scout troop annually bowled, and that was pretty much it. 14 times in my life I have worn bowling shoes. Wish it were more, but time/money.

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How do you KNOW it's 14. See this is the kind of quagmire I'd hoped to avoid.

 

ALSO: Pics of said attention whore snugglebeast, please?

 

thx,

mg

Went to the bowling event for 14 years. I have the patches with dates on them.

 

Pics are coming as soon as I find appropo pics.

 

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  • 2 years later...

I kinda wanna find all the "I hate love" and relationships are stupid" and "I'll never get married" posts and bump them, but then I don't want people to bump all my terrible posts from 15 years ago, and also I'd rather not be an asshole and just be happy for them.

 

Congrats guys!

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