Ms. Spam Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I was playing with my son with his See and Say, and I asked what a rooster says, and he answered "cockadoo!" then I asked about what a cow says, and his answer was "cow!"I had some friends that ran a day care and there was this one kid who could get all the animals but ducks. Taylor, what does a cow say?Mooooooo!Taylor, what does a cat say?Meow!Taylor, what does a horse say?*snooorrt* And then she'd whinnie like a horse and paw the ground. Her parents raised horses.Taylor, what does a duck say?Duck Duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 That's funny. How old was she? Duck Duck actually isn't too far off from Quack Quack for a small child or for Krawlie. Cerina - my company is in the process of opening a huge office in Dallas if you're interested in moving and completely changing careers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 About 2.5. She just graduated from high school this month and I heard that story at her graduation party. Kids are funny! Enjoy every minute. They grow fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Tempting!! I think I'm going to go back to school full time. Maybe try to find a work from home position or something. Right now, as much as this place sucks , it's best if we stay in Houston. My grandparents all live here and if we took their only great-grandchild away...they might die. I actually mean that. Having Noah around gives them something to do during the week. Plus...free babysitting. But we've considered moving to Dallas or back to Austin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Cerina, your bosses are insane. Srsly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Their entire profession is insane. I have a friend who works as an escrow assistant at a title company, and she tells me that, in her experience, the average Realtor will get a new assistant about once a year. There were other agents in our office who went through 3-4 assistants in the 7 months I was there. I'm going back to school. I think I've decided. It was always our plan for me to quit working and go back to school once Trevor graduated. The only thing is, Trevor isn't making enough money to pay all of our expenses each month, so I'll have to work at least part-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Maybe it's time for Noah to start pulling his weight in the family finances. That kid has been mooching too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I agree. And why isn't he getting any royalties from that movie about him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Funny. I asked him the other day when he was going to get a job and help pay bills. His exact response was, " I'm too little, and YOU said we can't go to China where I can get my own work." There was an eye roll in there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I can't ****ing stand how our neighbor has decided that anytime we're outside, she has to be out and talking to us. Apparently, we can't have outdoor playtime with our kid without her. ****ing awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Start going out naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth'raw'nuroudo Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Dude, blowjobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolence Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Jacob. Build a fence. Then surround it with a tall, thorny hedge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Can't. We live in a duplex. It's a shared yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 NA. KED. WHAT about this is a problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Have you ever seen Jacob naked? That pretty much speaks for itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 You're right. I don't need the neighbor trying to bang me, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Yeah. I don't know how to fix that either. I just want to sit outside sometimes and my neighbors come out to talk to me. "Hey, look, this is the only time get to myself and I just want to sit and enjoy the natural world. So go away!" Sounds way too bitchy so I pick up my reading and go back inside. SIGH. Have you tried just letting her know you'd like to be alone? Maybe you can talk about projectile vomit with diseases!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 she never stops talking long enough for you to get much more than 2-3 words out. she's a lonely, neurotic, anger-prone germophobe close to menopause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 It's like I have a twin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 yeah but I LIKE you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 My husband went away for the weekend and other than one preplanned outing with a friend I sat around reading books by myself all weekend. I regret nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 So some friends of ours had their house catch on fire thanks to some shithead kids and illegal fireworks. Luckily no one was home, but the three year old's room burned up, destroying all of her toys and clothes. The whole house is full of smoke and all their furniture is basically worthless now. ****ing hell, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Jade Skywalker Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Ugh, that sucks. FIREWORKS SUCK. Seriously. I hate them. Professional fireworks are great. Because they are done by professionals. I don't trust people who can't even mow their lawn properly to not set my house on fire. I hope the people lighting off the fireworks get in trouble for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Boo. That really sucks. Do they know who did it? Apart from legal system punishment, if my kid set someone's house on fire they'd be getting a part time job to pay for replacing all those toys. People are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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