Iceheart Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 And yet, you take none of my career advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I didn't realize that repeatedly telling someone to fuck himself counted as career advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 It's all about self-sufficiency. If you don't do it yourself, who will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Guys. My computer's motherboard died. I'm gonna cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 My hot tub broke down. This must be what the third world feels like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 I get really depressed about the cost of living and housing and how we'll probably always be poor and there's no escaping it.I work with a great guy who had to leave Southern California because he was living in progressively shittier apartments instead of better ones. He said moving to Seattle was the best thing he ever did. I mean, it's still pretty expensive here, but not as bad as down there. Can you move to a flyover state? Housing is cheap there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Can you move to a flyover state? Housing is cheap there!THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Katie ain't leaving her parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm really starting to hate all this rain. It's endless flies and mosquitoes because of the moisture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Can you move to a flyover state? Housing is cheap there!THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING. The land is cheap in Bronson, Missouri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Katie ain't leaving her parents.Hey, a hitman could be an investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Katie ain't leaving her parents.They can move, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Someone stole my front license plate on my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harleysice Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 I hate when people say, "Oh thank goodness its only breast cancer and not a cancer they cant cure" Then I proceed to tell them how many close friends Ive lost to this curable cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 I've never once heard anybody say that or anything even remotely close to it. What a weird thing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I find myself unexpectedly laid up today. ENTERTAIN ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 I read that as "I find myself unexpectedly laid today" and I was like WELL GOOD FOR YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 I'm thinking about encouraging Noah to start studying westward expansion and pioneers so I have an excuse to play Oregon Trail again, but do I really need an excuse to play Oregon Trail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Play that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 I read that as "I find myself unexpectedly laid today" and I was like WELL GOOD FOR YOUA piece of meat left me walking funny, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Play that ****.I totally played that shit. We made it. Boo-yah! Luke died. Trevor got dysentery but survived. http://playdosgamesonline.com/oregon-trail.html It says I'm in the Top Ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 I need you to elaborate about this meat incident. All the juicy details, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 So, someone dropped a piece of cold cut chicken on the kitchen floor, and left it for the cats to clean up. The kitchen floor is beige linoleum. Cold cut chicken is beige. I go walking across the kitchen, which tuns to flying across the kitchen when I step on the piece of chicken just right. I sprained my ankle falling. Considering the way I landed, it's really surprising I didn't also break an arm or a hip, and I narrowly missed hitting my head on the counter. This is the third time I've sprained this ankle in the past nine months. It hadn't fully healed from the last sprain. Oh, and I leave for vacation in three weeks. fuck my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Ouch! Glad you avoided a head injury, but sprains are so painful! That story right there is why living alone isn't so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 So, someone dropped a piece of cold cut chicken on the kitchen floor, and left it for the cats to clean up. The kitchen floor is beige linoleum. Cold cut chicken is beige. I go walking across the kitchen, which tuns to flying across the kitchen when I step on the piece of chicken just right. I sprained my ankle falling. Considering the way I landed, it's really surprising I didn't also break an arm or a hip, and I narrowly missed hitting my head on the counter. This is the third time I've sprained this ankle in the past nine months. It hadn't fully healed from the last sprain. Oh, and I leave for vacation in three weeks. **** my life.Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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