Iceheart Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 I got my dad a bottle of George Dickel whiskey for Christmas, and my brother was like "I don't know if I'd put my name on my product if my name was Dickel" and I was like, "Oh, it's not so bad, and besides, this Dickel has a really nice mouth feel" and my whole family threatened to disown me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Good thing you didn't get a bottle of Dickens Cider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Why, is it salty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 YouTube does rule. My wife and I were able to fix our clothes Dryer thanks to YouTube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 I was able to give myself a vasectomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Thanks to youtube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 I'd imagine enough of those obnoxious toddler videos would lead to extreme preventative measures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 I know a woman who had an adadychtomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Jojo Siwa really bothers me. Not, like, her herself, I honestly really only know who she is because Justin Bieber (rightly but rudely) insulted her car, but... the kid is old enough to DRIVE, and yet she still dresses and acts like an 11 year old to keep her tween audience's eyes on her and their parent's money in her pocket, and that can't be healthy behavior in the physical, mental, and emotional cesspit that is being a teenager. I'm seeing this girl going 2008 Britney with a healthy dose of Miley Cyrus Twerking On Robin Thicke's Crotch in about two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 I had to Google her, but according to Wikipedia, she's not old enough to drive yet. Unless I missed something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 She got a car for Christmas, rather famously. 15 is old enough to take first level training here. And again, shes weirdly famous and Im sure extremely rich. Rules dont apply. But seriously, did you want to live like this when you were 15? https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/a-brief-explainer-on-jojo-siwa-for-those-of-you-who-have I mean, yeah, if it made me rich af sure, but I somehow suspect theres crazy stage parents involved here and shes going to have to sue to see a dime of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Oh God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Right? I am fascinated and terrified to see what happens when she reaches adulthood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Someone on the FB group for my new neighborhood just posted this  Two quick Q's: 1. where's the nearest place to purchase a sketchbook, and 2. is anyone or groups of y'all involved in designing or creating fursuits (furries)? Asking for a child, TIA! Is this dude asking to make a child a furry? Are furries still a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Furries are definitely still a thing. Fursuits cost thousands of dollars, tho (I watched a YouTube documentary to see if my illogical fear of people in animal costumes could take it, shut up), I would hope the kid is done growing if theyre going to plunk down that kind of cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 I was banned from my neighborhood group because I kept telling the dog owners that they needed to stop assuming everyone thinks their dog is as cute as they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Dog = kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 The anchor on the evening news was just like "we want to show you the huge waves on Lake Michigan right now but WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TRY TO GO OUT THERE TO SEE IT IN PERSON" and I'm a little afraid for the future that they felt they needed to clarify that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 How many times, on average, would you say you wake up during the course of the night? How many times do you get up to use the bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Two. That's the answer for both questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I'd say once, normally within an hour or two of my alarm going off, and I pretty much only wake up when I have to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I have cats so at 2 AM I get the cat barfing that ate to fast. Always on the carpet not the tile. I have to find it before it hardens or I step in it getting up in the morning. 4 AM one of my cats poops and gets cat zoomies or Bob decides to climb the drapes and sky dive onto me from the top like a base jumper or knock over the laundry basket. Then at 4:48 I have to get up to pee. Then about 20 minutes before the alarm goes off Bob will knock the water bowl over and I'm like, fuck it. I guess I'm getting up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 The older I get, the more I wake up. These days it really caries. Maybe once a week I sleep the night through. My record is six. Usually it's to pee, a lot of times it's my sinuses having an allergen lock down, sometimes it's a head/neck ache because I'm sleeping at a bad angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I'm up at LEAST twice to pee, and generally at least two more times besides that. It's super annoying. I don't know what it's like to sleep for an entire night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I get up maybe twice a week to pee in the middle of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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