Guest Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Do you have people in Columbus trafficking to your handjob parlor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Me, personally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 ...maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 I don't want to end up giving handjobs to help a stranger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 I don't want to end up giving handjobs to help a stranger.Yeah, that sounds more like how you'd prefer to start out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 And end up giving handjobs to help close friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 who doesn't like giving a friend a helping hand once in a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Guys I'm going to have another daughter. I hope she never meets any of you. Except maybe Destiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Congrats man! Youre gonna end up with like 72 kids arent you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 3 might be the most we can do. Between the miscarriages (4 so far), the difficulties in maintaining a pregnancy (wife needs to get shots twice a week for the entire first trimester, and they hurt for months after) this could easily be the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robin Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I feel for you two, Fozzie. But congrats on this one. All the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Guys I'm going to have another daughter. I hope she never meets any of you. Except maybe Destiny.I'm honored that I didn't scare you off! Congratulations, girls are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 I have never had nutella. Am I missing something? Is my life incomplete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 God yes. Go fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I just realized that this thread is basically proto-twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc DuQuesne Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just had what I thought was a pleasant and interesting conversation with my wife, as I walked away I heard her mutter "he's such a dickhead". Survey says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I just realized that this thread is basically proto-twitter.Your face is a proto-twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just had what I thought was a pleasant and interesting conversation with my wife, as I walked away I heard her mutter "he's such a dickhead". Survey says...I'm sure she meant it in the nicest possible way. I mean, she likes dick, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc DuQuesne Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 So far, her sister is lesbian though. I better not push it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018  I just realized that this thread is basically proto-twitter.Your face is a proto-twitter. So's your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 My mom is more of a proto-Yik Yak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 You have terrible genes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 But great jeans. So it all evens out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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