Ms. Spam Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 I have never had nutella. Am I missing something? Is my life incomplete?You have missed absolutely NOTHING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Did you guys know watching your kid jump off a thing for the 400th time in a row is super different than the 399 times before it! DADDY WATCH THIS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 This is why I teach school for my "child" fulfillment. I only have to deal with this for 45 minutes a day and then "OH IS THAT THE BELL!?" GTFO. I would rather yell at the cat to get off the counter 20 times than hear "HEY WATCH!" I also learned my lesson about letting your kid make up knock knock jokes when I was a substitute in first grade. I was not given enough work to provide the kids so I thought, HEY! LET'S MAKE UP KNOCK KNOCK JOKES! Although I did get the best joke for kids: Q: What is a belly button transplanted to your knee? A: A knee button - isn't that a kneeslapper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 god, i LOVE kid jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 So, I just killed a kitten for the first time in weeks. I swear, it lasted 3 whole minutes. I cramped up. And I can't feel my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Man I can barely go a couple days, why would you wait weeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 Man, at first I actually thought she killed a kitten. I am getting really dumb/slow in my old age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Anti-fascist, anti-mod; I am the anti-music god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 It's freaking me out to know that Cowboy Bebop is over 20 years old, now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 I still don't get the kitten killing thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 It's a super old meme "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 I still don't get the kitten killing thingToo many cats on Mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Ahhhh.... Kind of wish I never asked now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robin Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 You know what might be a really funny, but short video? Overlaying the instrumental opening keys to Van Halens Jump into the communication scene in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Then use that bit when the communication between humans and aliens starts to get really fast with the break in Jump that starts at around 2:15 seconds into that song. After that quick jam session, use that moment with that nerd that says, Give her six quavers then pause. Dub that as, Give her six quavers then jump. FIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robin Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Also fuck trump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 It'd take a lot more than $130,000 for me to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Man I can barely go a couple days, why would you wait weeks?I'm post-menopausalAlso **** trump.yeah, NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 It's a super old meme "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten"HAY HAY HAY! Did you HAVE TO mention age??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Hey, if you reference any internet meme from almost 20 years ago, I'm gonna mention it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrian Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Do not want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Hey dudes how's life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robin Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 It turned out I signed up to some augmented reality beta program by iTunes. My life was stuck shuffling and repeating between: Jump, Shout, Tequila, Best of You, Im Not Crying and Life on Mars? For clarity sakes, the latter is not actually a question. Pretty sure, anyway. Im not fine now, but I could be, eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 WHOAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robin Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 With the constant bombardment of news and editorials, the uncertainy of and attack on truth, the fervent support of the bases, combined with the shoring up of lines... I feel as though I have slipped into some sort of grand scale torture experiment. All I want to do is beg, plead that the madness stop long enough so I can count how many lights there actually are. Regardless of the debatable merits within our individual ideas or noble desires, I wonder how many others are cycling as such... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Guilty pleasure. I actually like Taylor Swifts' song Delicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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