Driver Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I took down my pool, and expanded my deck. Is that a euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good God a Bear Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Edit: Never mind I should have read Driver's post first. Just unzip your pants and be done with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 There's humidity in Mr. Fat's furs. He is displeased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good God a Bear Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I feel like I have swamp ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I DO have swamp ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I can only imagine that this is what you'll be seeing later today then: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I'm afraid, but what is Swamp Ass? Mr Fat gets displeased a LOT My boys tried to pop each other's heads off again yesterday and now I have a fur-lined apartment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Heat makes your boys cranky. Mine had to be separated this morning and then to spite me, Bob did some peeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted July 22, 2016 Author Share Posted July 22, 2016 I unzipped my pants in another thread. Only 1 thread a day, please. Oh, who am I kidding? *unzips pants* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Now we're talking, Harry. In the immortal words of Layne Staley:"Ohhh yeeeaaahhhh....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good God a Bear Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I'm afraid, but what is Swamp Ass? Mr Fat gets displeased a LOT My boys tried to pop each other's heads off again yesterday and now I have a fur-lined apartmentWhen the crack of your ass and taint gets sweaty and stinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I knew I'd be sorry I asked. GUYS IT's 61 here. The country swelters and we're all Seattle again for the first time in years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I want that. My patio set cries to be used but it is untolerably warm. I will fix it by going swimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I just bought new furniture that cost more than my first car. I feel part grown up, and part super douchebag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I unzipped my pants in another thread. Only 1 thread a day, please. Oh, who am I kidding? *unzips pants*I read somewhere recently that unzipping your pants frequently keeps your testicles healthy, so ur doing it right and by "doing it" I mean "doing IT" and I'm not 100% sure where I was going with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 buying window screens makes you feel like such a ****ing grown up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 I unzipped my pants in another thread. Only 1 thread a day, please. Oh, who am I kidding? *unzips pants* I read somewhere recently that unzipping your pants frequently keeps your testicles healthy, so ur doing it right and by "doing it" I mean "doing IT" and I'm not 100% sure where I was going with that. DON'T encourage him buying window screens makes you feel like such a ****ing grown up. Wait until you have to have a sewer line dug up or you have to buy a new water heater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 We bought a flipped house, everything is new. I ain't replacing shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Never say that. I bought a brand new condo and within two years I had to buy a window because of break in, have a electrician come switch a circuit breaker, and replace a bad shower head. Thank god I make good money so I could pay someone to do that. Now I have a leaky kitchen faucet after 6 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 part super douchebag.Only part? I'm glad you're making progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted July 25, 2016 Author Share Posted July 25, 2016 Encourage me! Encourage me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Ummm.. If you try hard, you can be a superdouchebag too! Follow your dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Jade Skywalker Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 This buyer has asked about the age of my roof three times now. Srsly, woman, the answer isn't going to change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 You mean it hasn't gotten older each time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 People lie. We were told we had a 3 year old roof, instead it was almost 20 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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