Ms. Spam Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 "Mommy! It is okay to fart in Walmart. Don't do it in Macy's. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 I woke up at seven, and I've already done two loads of laundry, made about 20 pancakes and a half gallon of sassafras tea, and dry rubbed the chicken I'm going to grill for dinner. It's not quite 10am yet, and I need a nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 I need a nap from reading all that. Instead, more yard work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 HA. I woke up at 7 AM to the song of our people sung by my two cats who were freaking out about a rain storm. I cleaned the litter boxes, washed last nights dishes, started a load of laundry and cleaned the front porch. Also I had a spider fall into my bra and did a good morning freakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 I woke up at noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Would you say that you woke up quick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good God a Bear Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Did you think you had to be in Compton soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Did you have to get drunk before the day begins, before your mother starts bitching about your friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good God a Bear Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 When you were about to go did you damn near go blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I feel like I should know this in-joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 OMG. I can't school today. I just can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Brownies are not to be trusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Are we talking about the members of the fae folk, or the things that convey pot into your system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 statement seems to fit both if you ask me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Hence my asking. Beware of Brownies bearing brownies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Girl scouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Pain hurts. A LOT. And super sever nausea isn't far behind on my DO NOT WANT list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 MG IS BACK EVERYONE BREAK OUT THE CAT MEMES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 PLEASE I could use some I almost died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Have you checked your Facebook wall yet? Because I kinda spammed it with cats and gotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Shit, Tami, let us know next time you're dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 I TOLE JACOB GAWD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Oops I forgot to post about it here. Only in the apparently now dead again Lando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good God a Bear Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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