Yeahhh buddy Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Zumba seems like a fun way to get a workout and stick to it longterm if you some dancing skill. Unfortunately, the fear of appearring creepy prevents men from joining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Don't worry, most Zumba studios are full of fat ladies. They would love to get skeezed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 *retch* I'm starting to believe this one lady I work with does zumba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 *retch* I'm starting to believe this one lady I work with does zumba.Why do you think that? Does she smell like she just got done with a work out, and hadn't bathed afterward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 She's always mentioning that she zumba's but I haven't believed her. She's larger than me. But she does like dancing. I got the shit clawed out of my face today by Bob. He escaped and got into it with an outdoor cat. I waited about an hour and tried to catch him with a towel. He managed to squirm free and my head is all torn up. He got my forehead, the top of my head and my eyebrow. I almost lost an eye. I know I'm lucky but man, cat. I feed you. Now I refuse to speak to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 dude. don't catch cats with your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Lesson learned. This morning he was all confused because I would not say good bye to him and he wanted to lay with me in bed last night. No trust, cat. Related news, I lied today at work and said I slipped in the rain and hit the side of a concrete wall because I'm afraid of the crazy cat lady label. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I hope you cleaned those things really good- deep cat wounds can get nasty FAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Oh yeah. Definitely. Especially since he fought with another cat just before. Peroxide and alcohol and a good cleaning but no stitches at a med-clinic. I am functioning on two hours sleep. Which is why I am not doing actual work right now. No focus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Sounds like you're in an abusive relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Has ANY staff meeting, ever, in the history of staff meetings EVER been necessary/a good way to spend time/beneficial to anyone? EVAR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 They're few and far between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalcedony Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Babies are really weird. They STARE at you a lot. Sometimes, they stare for hours at some random empty spot on the wall and you wonder what, exactly, they are seeing. They sure are cute, though. Squishy, too, like a squeaky toy. I like to squeeze them till their eyes bulge out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeahhh buddy Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 My boss is semi-retiring by the end of the year. He is being replaced by two people. All the sucking up I've done over the past two years is now wasted and have to start over. What's worse, my future schmoozing efforts must be doubled now as I effectively have two asses to kiss instead of one. Also, the most attractive woman I work with handed in her two weeks notice. Â What a nightmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANA-kin Skywalker Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I can't believe I remembered my password to log in. It's been over ten years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Rock on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Well that's freaky. I actually thought about DANA-kin the yesterday and wondered what the hell happened to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANA-kin Skywalker Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Hey Destiny! I'm alive and well thanks. When I graduated college my priorities changed and I just stopped posting I guess. I dunno. Â Anyhow, nostalgia and Star Wars brings me back. Â I recognize very few here now, although I suspect some are just using different screen names. For example, Shadowdog is definitely the PIEmaster of old I used to know and love. Â Chalcedony was a newbie about the time I blinked out of existence, but I still remember her due to her high post-per-minute ratio back in the day. Â Fozzie...are you Darth Krawlie? Or Brando? You've gotta be one of those guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 No, I'm darth krawlie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 AND Brando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 AND TANK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANA-kin Skywalker Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I think I remember a tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 yeah, NEVER ****ing doing this again, EVER. There isn't enough money in the world. I know fuckALL about gatdam VANCOUVER BC and pretending I do just makes me fuck up all my REGULAR stations-so NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 my newb is showing: I have no idea who this DANA - kin is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Fozzie...are you Darth Krawlie? Or Brando? You've gotta be one of those guys! It's Brando! Honored and surprised to be remembered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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