Pong Messiah Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Less sucky. Still don't care. Try harder next time, trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 The Chris Evans F4 wasn't deplorable. It correctly hit many of the tones this new version seems to be shunning. Side: Doom being a hacker/terror based villain doesn't seem so silly nowadays, might make sense given a present world approach and the state of the former USSR. Perhaps this Doom was born into a war state found in the collapse of the Union. Maybe there isn't anything left of his country to rule over.I actually liked the first movie. It was ROTSS that messed things up, but even that wasn't as bad as I think this version will be. Hacker Doom is something I can't get on board with. I would have liked a Chechnya-like Latveria, where Doom is a ruthless terrorist leader turned dictator: think Ramzan Kadyrov, crossed with bin Laden, and Jim Jones. "WHERE IS MY CHILDREN!!!!" ACK! The new FF trailer is terrible. I have far more interest in Bats V Supes, which isn't much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Dark and gritty FF... great."We've cracked inter-dimensional travel" that's what I say every time I have an impressive bowel movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 ive never said this to anybody before brett but your bowel movements sound amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 ive never said this to anybody beforeI don't believe that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 guilty as charged i say it to all the ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLA Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 But...does he wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Wow, no answer? A stumper indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLA Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I've been waiting so long for the answer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gman Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 There's still no answer on Pong's bowel movements. But there *is* a new trailer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pong Messiah Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 oh i was talking about bretts bms i am far too classy to talk about my poops sry if there was any misunderstanding guys ------- Regarding the trailer... still not into it, but I am not sure I'm being fair, either. Was it good? Bad? I honestly don't know, because Fantastic Four is one of several iconic Marvel properties that simply don't do it for me unless part of a larger ensemble (Wolverine and Frank Castle come to mind in this regard as well). Honestly, this movie could be 90 minutes of Lizzy Caplan fondling her breasts while arguing the finer points of the first three Devo albums with a talking St. Bernard, but if I read "Fantastic Four" anywhere near the synopsis I'm just gonna have to lose interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Honestly, this movie could be 90 minutes of Lizzy Caplan fondling her breasts while arguing the finer points of the first three Devo albums with a talking St. BernardWell that beats out my fan fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 How do you fuck up Dr. Doom repeatedly? He's not that complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLA Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 We can only dream about the Doom we would have had if Marvel still owned the movie rights to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 How do you **** up Dr. Doom repeatedly? He's not that complicated.It's clearly Reed's fault! RICHAAAAAARDS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Human Torch Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Sue look like, "Why is THT a bearded old guy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLA Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 http://nerdreactor.com/2015/07/28/fox-embargoes-reviews-for-fantastic-four-reboot-until-3-hours-before-first-showing/ "Fox embargoes reviews for Fantastic Four reboot until 3 hours before first showing" Well, that can't be a good sign for this movie. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Wow. That is NEVER a good sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Looking at the list of Fox movies since 2000, maybe that should be a general rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 "This is a movie where a superhero famed for his amazing powers of elasticity can be choked out like a henchman in a Swayze flick" - Andrew Wright of the Portland Mercury lol If this stays below a ten percent on RT I might just see it on video eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryn Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Roger Corman must be laughing maniacally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Seems like Trank is blaming the studio. And it's down to 9% on RT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Trank's a bitch. He's always come across as whiney and entitled and super into his own genius. He's made exactly one other movie. And it was okay at best. fuck this guy. And LOL at this movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 He got fired off making a Star Wars movie. Imagine going the rest of your life knowing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Yeah I mean he could have avoided that fate by not sucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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