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Just when I felt great about myself....I just came back from Walmart where I bought jeans TWO SIZES SMALLER...but I'm still a fat slob when compared to these cats. I doubt I'll ever look like on of these guys, and that's kinda depressing.

 

I get pictures on my Facebook news feed every so often of skinny women in all states of dress thanks to the guys I'm friends with "liking," "commenting," and "sharing" the pictures, doing exactly what we're doing here. And then I go to Pinterest and completely voluntarily look at fashion modeled by very skinny women. Not to mention see them in every movie, tv show, and commercial I watch (which happens to be where we found all of these men except the occasional non-celebrity like Mister January). I'm never going to look like the women I see in media, either. And it's been a long road, but I've accepted that. Should we be more size and shape positive as a culture? Yes. Definitely. But, for right now, I'm just glad that women are finally free to look at male pin-ups and celebs the way men have since images could be dispersed.

 

Anyway. So. Fassbender. We've found the mythical centaur.

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Speaking of Mr. January, anyone else remember this?

 

http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp314/Harlequin234/2MrJanuary-771325.jpg

 

Though, I'd like a werewolf.

 

http://thatish.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/alcide_herveaux_s3_imagepack_2_by_riogirl9909-d3abv6x.jpg

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I doubt I'll ever look like on of these guys, and that's kinda depressing.

pssh. You think I try to compare myself to Megan Fox? Never. There are all different kinds of sexy. some totally average-bodied dudes I find hot as ****:

 

 

 

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Also Netflix a show called The IT Crowd.

 

OOHHHH. I've heard a lot about that show, and I've never been able to figure out what channel it's on. I assumed it was a BBC show.

 

Also, what I especially like about him is that he looks like he's about 9ft tall. I also like how funny he is. And the whole face, body, and accent thing.

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When are they going to dye him black?

 

I have a serious thing for Seth MacFarlane as well.

 

http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/MacFarlane%20photo.jpg?1357566102

 

OH.....and I might leave my husband for the entire ****ing cast of the new Trek.

 

http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080121/Chris_Pine_l.jpg

 

The eyes. Unh.

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Me too! I ask my husband every single day if we can go opening night.

 

Then I'm like "most men would KILL for a wife to bug them about going to see Star Trek, you're so lucky, you don't deserve me."

 

Too bad we can't post pics that confident assholeishness on here. That's what really gets me. The arrogance. GOD I LOVE THE ARROGANCE

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While we are on these topics:

 

I'd like to hear Peter Dinklage and Benedict Cumberbatch tag-team narrate something. Ovaries would explode.

There are all different kinds of sexy.

because you can't take a picture of attitude! (or at least not easily)

 

Terrance Zdunich:

 

http://static.tumblr.com/qqjmrch/E9Oljk9a9/22425723.jpg

 

http://www.buzzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Molt2_100606_350w.jpg

 

Now everybody go watch Repo! The Genetic Opera and The Devil's Carnival. At least listen to him sing:

 

A disclaimer on this one. It's NSFW because of the extreme violence and gore, and if you're not into Saw-style violence, give this a pass. It's the opening sequence from Repo! Not only do you get to see Terrance in his Graverobber character (unfortunately you don't get the full effect of his character, just that he's the narrator/guide through the world of the story), but he wrote and produced both of these movies, co-composed these songs, and did the comics-style illustrations at the beginning of this video. Let's talk about talent.

 

 

A SFW song from the Repo! soundtrack:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7bH6Pip3b4

 

From The Devil's Carnival (SFW):

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYIioYDI2Iw

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