3 & 6 years to go... Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Go fist yourself. NICE! Go fist yourself in your gaping, canyon of an ***hole. How's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Go fist yourself. NICE! Go fist yourself in your gaping, canyon of an ***hole. How's that? Strangely comforting actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I'd much rather it if you fisted me yourself, Ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danger Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Couple points of clarification here: Guiness is ****ing delicious and LESS caloric than PBR (which tases like dog piss). Guiness 126 Calories, Pabst 144 - So, basically, Krawlie can go fist himself. Boondocks Saints is terrible, so, Duke can go help Krawlie fist himself. Ireland is a great place to go on vacation. It's like a bunch of friendly people who are just ****faced all the time.ness that's the gayest post you ever made, until the boondock saints bit...which actually happens to be a gay pride movie, so gay is still technically involved. calories, lol. and how dare you knock punk rock beer. BTW guiness tastes like ****ing water.and people knocking on irish punk rock probably plain don't like punk rock bc the DKM put on an awesome show, ***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ness Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 It was in response to Krawlies concern for keeping his girlish figure. And there is NO way that's my gayest post, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 PBR is not punk rock beer, its wannabe, hipster, doofus beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Choc's right, it really is. I only drink it when I'm low on beer money. It's less bad than other ghetto beers so I don't really mind it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I drink it if Im at a bar that has it on special, like sometimes a bar in Manhattan will have tall boys for 2 bucks. At that price I don't care if I look like a wannabe hipster doofus. But that really is who drinks that beer, its the hipsters who drink it to be ironic. Its like they want to put up a sign that says "oh look at these asses with their micro brews, Im so real I drink PBR while wearing my glasses with super thick rims when I don't even need glasses". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 At that price I don't care if I look like a wannabe hipster doofus.Made me laugh. In the middle of class. So, kudos. Also, Ness? Where tf did he come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the skiff guard Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Why are you so jealous of hipsters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ness Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 At that price I don't care if I look like a wannabe hipster doofus.Made me laugh. In the middle of class. So, kudos. Also, Ness? Where tf did he come from? Boo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Why are you so jealous of hipsters? It's their pork pie hats, just so sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 What´s a hipster? Hippie that longs for the old days with Napster? And the Boondock Saints rule, dammit! Well, the first one did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 If I want cheap beer I have a 'Gansett like a real New Englander. PBR is for tight jeaned ninnies with conquistador moustahces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 How much would a 30 of PBR cost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danger Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I drink it if Im at a bar that has it on special, like sometimes a bar in Manhattan will have tall boys for 2 bucks. At that price I don't care if I look like a wannabe hipster doofus. But that really is who drinks that beer, its the hipsters who drink it to be ironic. Its like they want to put up a sign that says "oh look at these asses with their micro brews, Im so real I drink PBR while wearing my glasses with super thick rims when I don't even need glasses".i honestly have never seen anybody drinking pbr that looked like that, or heard somebody say that. that's what all the homeless stinky punk kids from new england mostly drank it at the party house. pbr from the draft is really good, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frexspar Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I drink it if Im at a bar that has it on special, like sometimes a bar in Manhattan will have tall boys for 2 bucks. At that price I don't care if I look like a wannabe hipster doofus. But that really is who drinks that beer, its the hipsters who drink it to be ironic. Its like they want to put up a sign that says "oh look at these asses with their micro brews, Im so real I drink PBR while wearing my glasses with super thick rims when I don't even need glasses".i honestly have never seen anybody drinking pbr that looked like that...Come to Oregon, they're a dime a dozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the skiff guard Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Tommy, you don't have hipsters in the South? Must be nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danger Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 never visit oregon. check. i drank pbr bc that's what my dad would always buy bc that's what he drank when he was young. before pretentious glasses. i have to buy the good beer. we have everything in the south. it's the burbs, yo. a very average, normal melting pot where pbr is infamously punk rock beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I drink it if Im at a bar that has it on special, like sometimes a bar in Manhattan will have tall boys for 2 bucks. At that price I don't care if I look like a wannabe hipster doofus. But that really is who drinks that beer, its the hipsters who drink it to be ironic. Its like they want to put up a sign that says "oh look at these asses with their micro brews, Im so real I drink PBR while wearing my glasses with super thick rims when I don't even need glasses".i honestly have never seen anybody drinking pbr that looked like that, or heard somebody say that. that's what all the homeless stinky punk kids from new england mostly drank it at the party house. pbr from the draft is really good, btw. In general people like this live in large cities, lots of people like this in New York, especially Brooklyn. Hipsters are kinda like the goth kids in South Park if you've seen it. You know "I can;t believe all these conformist idiots", when they are all just conforming to goth. Its the same way hipsters are like "I can't believe you are wearing a shirt from Macy's, way to just go with the crowd". When in fact all the hipsters are wearing clothes from the same thrift stores on the same block in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathLurtz Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 pbr from the draft is really good, btw. I was just having a conversation about this very same subject earlier today. It's very true. And this is coming from a guy who normally drinks porters and stouts for those of you who don't already know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalcedony Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Possibly, but it's hard for me to objectively evaluate that since I hear them all the time and probably even have one. In fact I know I have one. We'd need someone from the midwest or plains states, like Nebraska or something, to tell us which one is worse. Finally, I would offer that your neck of the woods has the worst accent of them all. New York accents are WAY worse. They make a person sound uneducated and rude, even when they're not. New Yorkers would do themselves a favor by learning not to talk that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bou/3047089697.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IrishMagic55555 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 First of all, i myself am irish and second yes we like a drink but we wouldn't be heavy drinks and we aren't even in the top 10 countries that drink the most alcohol. We also don't fight that often - but yes the occasional fight like americans do too. Also the irish have 'done ****' :1. Eleanor Maguire figured out how the brain allows us to find our way around areas and not get lost2. Lord Kelvin developed the 1st and 2nd laws of thermodynamics3. John Tyndal figured out why the sky appears blue as well as many other things4. Robert Boyle developed Boyle's law and well as set the foundation for mondern chemistry5.Ernst Walton built the world first particle accelerator and developed the method for spilting atoms. Also without our culture you wouldn't have Halloween ( Samhain ) or Jack o'lanterns which were originally turnips not pumpkins. Banshees, fairies ,etc.. are our legends and myths. And we are not all catholic, this is a multitude of religions in Ireland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Diddly dee diddly dee diddly dee potatoes. For the record I love the Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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