Darth Krawlie Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I prefer the term alcoholist. I am a high functioning alcoholist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Sounds sort of like an intoxicant enthusiast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 its the vaccines fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Its 2:30pm and I am home and levitating drunk still and under lots of fuzzy blankets. That was ****ing cold, and also ****ing delicious. I dont think I hav even this drunk since last year at this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 P.S. I voted for the Turkish coffee beer but only because my dad was there to vote for the Hazelnut Vanilla beer, which was also amazing. No one liked the Pickle IPA that I talked to, and I schmoozed with lots of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 That being said I may have been the only person who liked the pickle beer okay, and also I just dropped my phone because my motor skills are not so good right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 HOW did it take me 2 minutes to post each of those I am rather glad I dont have flood post restrictions as a totally slacking mod and also HI EVERYONE! I QM SO DEUNK RIGHT NOE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Its 2:30 pm right now and also I have a cat butt in my face Saturdays are awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 ALSO THERE WAS ICE BLOCK CORNHOLE OT WAS SO MIDWESTERN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Its been an hour and a half since I last had alcohol and I am still drunk yessssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 You all need to get on my level is all Im saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I plan to be sober by 5pm at the latest, anyway.4pm and I am no longer seeing double. Time to get high, amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 I need beer recommendations, preferably an obscure IPA or Russian Imperial Stout. It's been a rough week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Ugh, stuff happened. It's going to be a margarita night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 You should just go straight for the whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 While helping clean out my grandma's house they offered me a bottle of whiskey, since none of the rest of them drink. They made it sound like it was some really fancy special stuff. It's a handle of Fireball. Non-drinkers know nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 that's like Tami's Monday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 You should just go straight for the whiskey.20 something me would. Geezer me can't anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Whiskey and sadness make for sore hands and holes in walls. Not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 For the record, I do not have a hangover. I may only get drunk once a year, but Im damn good at it when I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Chalupa I have no new suggestions. I actually like Cider Beer lately and have an affinity for a cider beer made by Alamo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 We tried lots of beers this weekend with friends visiting, but I only got tipsy. I prefer to sip a beer while playing board games and I'm never going to win if I'm drunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Whiskey and sadness make for sore hands and holes in walls. Not good.I'm not much of a whiskey drinker anyway. I had a bad experience once where I was at a party doing a beer bong, and someone thought it would be hilarious to pour Jack Daniels down it instead. Ever since, I rarely drink whiskey. Last night, I passed out after 2 margaritas and an arrogant bastard. I'm a light weight these days. For the record, I do not have a hangover. I may only get drunk once a year, but Im damn good at it when I do. I have long since learned my threshold to where I can get drunk up to the point where I don't drink too much and get a hangover, when I know I am going to go all out. I premeditate my drunken stupors! Plus, when I do, I drink water along with drinking alcohol throughout the night, and take an Excedrin migraine before I go to sleep and when I wake up to be sure. Chalupa I have no new suggestions. I actually like Cider Beer lately and have an affinity for a cider beer made by Alamo.I'll have to check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I just drank some Jameson. I’m all out now, but I could go for another. Stressful weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Did you drink it neat and in one gulp, slam the glass back down on the table with a slight grimace and go "ahhh". ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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