Guest bodega Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 That must suck. I can't ever imagine being laid off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danger Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 i've been laid off three times in the past nine months. right before christmas, right after valentine's day, and today. the universe is keeping me down, man. i guess something better is about to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 If you weren't a poor black male you'd have more opportunities in life. You'll probably joing a gang now because you "have to." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Danger! Who can I write a letter of complaint to? That sucks! I've been laid off twice. Well once really. I say boo hiss every time I drive by a Cici's Pizza. If you lived closer I'd buy ya a beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted August 29, 2012 Author Share Posted August 29, 2012 You goin' postal, Tommy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danger Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 nah. i just went out and got a job. a blow job. thanks, universe! i feel a little better. thanks, spam. you can write a letter to ARS/Rescue Rooter. at least i got three good things out of this job: i finally had extra money to get a good video card, i finally banged a hispanic chick, and i made enough so that the unemployment check is actually worth it. never been on unemployment before, but these bitches owe me. well, dan, we knew it would come to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 mmmm red trolley ale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Rum and coca cola tonight. Like the andrews sisters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryn Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Had a bottle of The Kraken the other night. Pretty good stuff. I'll be in a bar tonight soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danger Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 hey, my cyst video has got over 1,000 views! and it never would have happened without this thread. thanks to every one who participated. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcmtTCR64js&list=UUtwhbS5Q5I5jjch2CXLbHQw&index=3&feature=plcp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted September 1, 2012 Author Share Posted September 1, 2012 JESUS ****ing CHRIST TOMMAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danger Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 vodkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! i nede to slowq down. i have a live fantasy football draft in an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 pacifico http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aqi23-BBLA I haven't watched this video in like 10 years. I forgot how lame it is. Love the song though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Letsgo_7_7 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Please tell me someone is drinking tonight! I just picked up a bottle of bourbon and hoping to finish this by around 10 or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Having my usual cocktail, ten hours into this tomato gravy. My san marzano plants keep givin' I gotta keep stirrin- Bada bing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I'll be drinkin once dinner's ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Sauce is done! Time for another cocktail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Btiches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 wtf are you planning on doing with a giant pot of sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Can it for winter. This is my third batch this season. I end up giving away a lot of it, or make huge ass lasagnas. Better question is what am I planning on doing with that rum and coke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Letsgo_7_7 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Nice, bodega. Looks good man.. making me sorta hungry. About halfway through this bottle and still not tipsy. I hate having to drink entire bottles just to get drunk. I also have that retarded pop song "Drive By" bv Train stuck in my head. It's been there since this afternoon when I saw it in a Ford commercial, and it's driving me nuts!!!! (no pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Better question is what am I planning on doing with that rum and coke? DRINKING IT DUH unless you're planning on using it as an eenema Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I was gonna say "refill it" but hey, tomato tamato. Don't suffer from from terrible music. Drink with me and Patty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxL2uNr7bk I really wish I could have seen these broads in their day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 you know, **** coke. Just do straight rum. LIKE ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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