Pong Messiah Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Nobody cares about your ****ing cyst dudeI care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double entendre Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 i care about your ****ing, cyst dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloverleaf Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Icare about yourcyst Timmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 I care about going out for some alcohol and see some live music. Which I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Letsgo_7_7 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Christ im a durnk as nsh-t. After work drinks on an empty stomcahc was a really bad idea Whos' wtih me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 my guess is nobody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Letsgo_7_7 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 YA, probably not. Come on AG... you'll joing me for one, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I'll have one with ya. **** today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Letsgo_7_7 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Awww thanks B. I knew I coudl count on somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I gotta be at work at 5. What am i a ****ing immigrant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Letsgo_7_7 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 LOL rly. god fck that. What the f-ck do you do that you gaotta be there at 5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bodega Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I'm electing to go in early. I have to leave at noon to be on a podcast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Letsgo_7_7 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Link? Im curious what tyour voice sounds like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 YA, probably not. Come on AG... you'll joing me for one, no? yeah, I would.. all the way up until you started putting people down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7oakhSM3h1qctjjjo1_400.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I'm not entirely sure of the popularity or origin of this practice, but the first time I encountered this behavior was at a hippie music festival in upstate New York in the summer of 2005. In a campsite next to where I was settled there was a group of college kids who due to a campsite ban on glass bottles had brought about 3 or 4 boxes of wine, (in addition to a carful of canned beer). They were drinking early and fast and by midday were remarkably drunk. It was about that time that one of the kids pulled out a box wine. After being ridiculed by his boys for bringing boxed wine to festival, he broke open the box and pulled out the bag and started drinking from it like an utter. The enthusiastic drunks were into it and started passing it around like some kind of bladder canteen. The gang was throwing it around and making jokes about its resemblence to internal organs as well as various other jiggling blood filled sacks. One dude held the bag up over his head and smacked it like a doctor would a newborn baby to make it cry, and yelled out "SMACK THE BABY". He soon determined that anyone who wanted to drink from the bag he was holding had to whack the bag open handed following his demand of "SMACK THE BABY". The ritual continued throughout the day with the dude and his crew walking around the lot offering free wine to the long haired, dreadlocked, shoeless patrons if they "smacked the baby". The spectacle they made was actually quite amusing. The following summer at the same festival the "smack the baby" travelling circus has spawned numerous satelite groups and kids were smacking wine bags all over the campsite. I have no clue if this was the genesis of this moronic custom but I wouldn't be surprised. It's apparently something some college kids still do for unexplainable kicks We call it Slap the Bag. And, uh, I have no excuses. It's just something we do. That and Tour de Franzia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryn Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 A whole lot of Longboard is going in my belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 anyone on the internets tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frexspar Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Nobody worth anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Fo sho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 goddamnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frexspar Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Hi Spam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 i ain't goin' no where's! Just laying here trying to keep my cat, little, out of my frosty beer suds and doing loads of laundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frexspar Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Would you like another kitty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I am concerned I am just a step away from being the crazy cat lady. I have two indoor cats (one who refuses to come out from under my work desk in the living room. I have to put her litter box at one corner and food by the computer or she would starve and I would step in pee) and 7 outdoor cats. I'm currently looking up standard poodles in my area because now that I have a home I'd love to have a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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