Lucas1138 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Reason #1568 why fantasy football is retarded has a cognitive disability:Dallas Clark, having a good game, left with a leg injury and didn't return at the beginning of the second quarter (which wouldn't be a big deal except for you know you can't sub in a replacement like an NFL team can, that makes three weeks in a row this has happened to me). Michael Turner didn't play any of the 4th quarter, including two trips inside the 5 yard line because the Falcons were beating the hell out of the Colts anyway. Thanks to those two wonderful things, there is zero chance I get a win this week. Which I was expecting a loss so it's not the biggest deal in the world, but when you put up 96 points and it could have been closer to 110 giving me a shot at a win, that's frustrating as ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Seriously you had (and still have) a chance. Even without Nicks, you nearly hit 100. Granted I increased your odds by overestimating the Ravens defense, but anyway...I need 13, relying mostly on McCoy because Williams doesn't go all-out like a #1 WR like he used to. Still finds the ball, but doesn't hit the routes like he used to. You've still got a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Well the chance is there, I agree. But it's teeny tiny. Simply put, McCoy is a stud. I'm fully prepared for this to be the week that McCoy gets stymied for 5 points, only to have Roy-f'in-Williams go off for 20 lol. While not quite like Irish's first three games, this will give me 3 losses where I've scored at least 96 points. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Legend Killa Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Okay I have no chance of winning. ESPN had doubled Cundiff's score this morning, largely over-inflating his value and causing me to have hope and invest too much into one person. This created a false fantasy economy for my players to play in and thus made me part of the 99% OCCUPY ESPN (STREET) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Okay I have no chance of winning.I could have told you that before we even started playing this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Any contenders want some of my players? I know you do. They'll come on the cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groove terminator Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 happy with that winthis week will be tough though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otanku Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 **** you Denver. **** you for having a good game the one time that I decide to start my backup defense against you in terms of trying to manufacture points because my roster sucks so bad. **** you mcgahee for actually performing when you were a. questionable and b. projected to do bupkis. **** you brandon lloyd for sucking so much ass this season.that is all. Oh. hai guyz! Sorry I've been incognito, my October w/ EA was the most brutal month I think I've ever worked in my entire life, but the BF3 launch was so badass. Anyway, sorry for my absence I still love this league and am still technically on pace for my projected wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Irish Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 This season blows in every imaginable way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 The Global is ****in crazy this year. Five teams within a game of each other! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 This season blows in every imaginable way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 If you had told me at the start of the season that I would be 7-2 at the beginning of Week 10 without either one of my top WR's, I'd have told you LAWLZ for sure...with an epic frown for sure, but I'd have been in great disbelief. Not sure how I'm holding it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Lohr Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Well Lohr...You'll need all the comfort and support you can get I am not enjoying this week. Thanks, I do feel better now! I had a couple of internal arguments that I chose the wrong side on for both accounts.And don't worry, that happens to us all. And on the bright side, it wouldn't have mattered one bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Legend Killa Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 If you had told me at the start of the season that I would be 7-2 at the beginning of Week 10 without either one of my top WR's, I'd have told you LAWLZ for sure...with an epic frown for sure, but I'd have been in great disbelief. Not sure how I'm holding it together.None of us are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I wouldn't feel so bad about losing this week if the mofo that beat me didn't have the ass fugliest avatar on Nightly. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Posted November 9, 2011 Author Share Posted November 9, 2011 Rock's Heels poop all over UKLK's Vikings. Poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Legend Killa Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 True. True/ Although our cumulative score for this season is still 201-200 to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groove terminator Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I wouldn't feel so bad about losing this week if the mofo that beat me didn't have the ass fugliest avatar on Nightly. LOL i should of made an avatar bet with ya!oh well i'm only keeping the avatar to annoy you now anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Posted November 9, 2011 Author Share Posted November 9, 2011 True. True/ Although our cumulative score for this season is still 201-200 to me. True. True/ Although our cumulative total of Uberbowl victories over each other are 1-0 to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Lohr Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Anybody seen my Frank Gore voodoo doll? I stuck a pin in one of the ankles, but I should probably do two, just to be safe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Legend Killa Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 True. True/ Although our cumulative score for this season is still 201-200 to me. True. True/ Although our cumulative total of Uberbowl victories over each other are 1-0 to me. Quit living in the past man! ( ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I wouldn't feel so bad about losing this week if the mofo that beat me didn't have the ass fugliest avatar on Nightly. LOL i should of made an avatar bet with ya!oh well i'm only keeping the avatar to annoy you now anyway It's not annoying, bro, it's NASTY. That dude is FUG-LEY. He fell off the top of a the fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I am baffled by your hatred towards Grumpy. Have you never seen Snow White? Is he really that fugly that you've gotta rail against the poor guy? He's a dwarf and has to live with 6 other dudes, he has to deal with enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 Anybody seen my Frank Gore voodoo doll? I stuck a pin in one of the ankles, but I should probably do two, just to be safe...Urgh. Shouldn't I get like a few handicap points if Lohr's gonna voodoo my best players???? Off-Season discussion needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I'll be rooting vehemently against one of you guys, I'm just not sure which yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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