Lucas1138 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Nah that's a job for Irish's mom. (Cause she blows) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 We're still waiting to hear from the Jokers on if they'll be back for the 10th season. Keeper deadline has been set for Friday July 17 at 12am EST (which is to say midnight the night of the 16th). The draft will kick off on July 30th at 8pm EST. For reference1. Ash's Ruff Puppies2. Pewter City Machamps3. Dexy's Midnight Haters4. Irish Micks5. Kemah Jokers6. The Nightmares7. UKLK's Vikings8. Aussie Kangaroos9. Rock's Heels10. Team Carr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Reminder that the keeper deadline is this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I guess we list Keepers here? Lamar Miller, RB, MiaMartellus Bennett, TE, ChiGiovani Bernard, RB, CinRyan Matthews, RB, Phi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Dex, have we EVER listed keepers here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Lohr Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Any thoughts on a replacement owner for the Pewter City Machamps? Multiple attempts to talk to Matt haven't yielded anything, and he didn't set any keepers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Lohr Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I almost posed this same question on FB last night. Sort of an 11th hour situation, now, but something's gotta give. Choc doesn't do fantasy, does he? Doesn't Tex, though? (A suggestion I never thought I'd have to make, btw.) What about dusting off Gamevet? Unearthing Prim?!? We could perhaps turn to our sister league and approach Spam or [edited so Rock won't blow a gasket]? Just spit-balling at the moment..though it seems we've had this conversation in one form or another for years, now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Lohr Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Torch would be awesome, if interested! I'm busy through tomorrow, but I'm off on Wednesday and will put out some feelers, if nobody has a chance to before then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashaman Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 So what's the word on a replacement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I wish this league had a commissioner. (In the mean time, he popped in on facebook so I guess he's still here. We'll see when he's on the clock I guess. Sucks he didn't set his keepers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Irish Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I have someone who can step in if Dragon's out. Let's give SD some time though. If we need to wait on the draft for a week, we can. We've been drafting so quickly in the past few seasons we don't have that problem anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I'm against waiting a week on the draft simply because one owner has his head up his ass. The day before the keeper deadline I found out I have life threateningly high blood pressure. Like ... drop dead at any moment high. I was freaking out and had to institute immediate and sweeping lifestyle changes. And yet I managed to fit in setting my keepers. Sure I did it in an unconventional way because I couldn't remember or find my ESPN password, but I did it. You either give a shit about this league or you don't. I'm just one vote but I think we should stop making exceptions for slackers. We don't have to be mean and call people names or shame people. Just not make allowances or exceptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 That is pretty much how I've always felt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashaman Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Ok, should we allow time for DI to get their person in and select 4 keepers from Matt's lineup or fair game and it's go time on the draft? In the meantime I'll be over here warming up for my first pick by practicing my Tebowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Legend Killa Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/04/eagles-fans-no-tebow-pretzels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 All Machamp players are fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groove terminator Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I'm going to be away from the 5th till the 15th of August on a sail boat around the coast of Croatia, i'm not sure if I will have access to internet during that time if at all because of well, look at this picture and it gives you a fairly good idea why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Legend Killa Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 IT'S ALMOST FOOTBALL TIME!!! This year's NFF season kicks off in just under a week's time and excitement has already reached a temperature slightly below boiling point. Last season's NFF champions Team Carr will begin the defence of their championship against the only other team to win back-to-back Uber Bowl titles, The Vikings. Team Carr start their season without what analysts on the NFF Network would call an 'Elite' quarterback, but their ownership seems unperturbed. Indeed their mix of skill and experience seems to back this confidence. Four top-ten wide receivers, plus a returning Victor Cruz, coupled with last year's leading rusher DeMarco Murray makes for a formidable offensive threat. On the other hand The Vikings will be hoping that Drew Brees and Rob Gronkowski can forge a prolific partnership to make up for the loss of Arian Foster in the pre-season. Aging wide receivers Brandon Marshall and Vincent Jackson will be providing the experience to bring through rookie stars Odell Beckham Jr and Jordan Matthews. Elsewhere the Haters are still playing their hands close to their chests, refusing to name their starting quarterback. Either Ryan Tannehill or Andy Dalton will lead the team out on opening day, wearing their divisive 1980's themed alternate uniforms, at the Micks. The Micks will be aiming to look past their opponents garish apparel and focusing on clearing up the hangover left after last week's epic 'Free Brady' party and aiming to find a replacement for Jordy Nelson after his pre-season injury. After the Machamps missed the mandatory league deadline for registering their players they have gone into full rebuilding mode. This seems to be a regular situation for MaChamps fans, who have now renamed themselves 'The Wrecking Crew' and begun to wear full PPE when tailgating. They will entertain the Nightmares who welcome back now reformed child abuser Adrian Peterson. The Nightmares will release a two-headed dog on the league by combining Peterson with Jamaal Charles, hoping that this will help get them into the playoffs once more. LeVeon Bell's suspension and Kelvin Benjamin's injury has put a massive downer on the start of the Puppie's season. Matt Ryan will be trawling through his roster and hoping that somebody puts their head above the parapet to catch some passes and score more TD's than last year. Rock and his Heels have put their faith in Peyton Manning's body holding out a little longer. They've even padded out their bench with rookies, perhaps hoping that some of their youth and vitality will rub off on him or perhaps as an easy source of organ donation.. Perennial Andy Dalton copycats, the Kangaroos, will be hoping to finally get through the playoffs and take the Uber Bowl to the outback. All eyes will be on Andrew Luck has he prepares to take the plunge but the rest of their roster remains as star-studded as ever. They should challenge for the IFC conference championship as the Australian public has become accustomed. The Jokers roster matches the Kangaroo's in the name department, with Beast Mode and LeSean McCoy continuing to provide the ground-and-pound alternative to Aaron Rodgers, Antonio Brown and Emmanuel Sanders's air attack. This match-up could be another of those record breaking contests that comes down to who can outscore the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 TRADE ANNOUNCEMENT Team Carr and the Irish Micks have agreed to a trade which sends wideout Jeremy Maclin to the Micks in exchange for quarterback Matt Stafford and wide receiver John Brown. Both owners, interviewed separately, laughed and made comments about what an obvious idiot the other is. Matthew Stafford, a 2 time keeper selection for Carr, rejoins the team after spending last season with the Nightmares. "It was awful, man," Stafford said. "I couldn't ****ing stand Cam Newton." Stafford quarterbacked Team Carr to an Uber Bowl title in 2013. His best moment came in throwing a game winning touchdown during the final minutes of Monday Night Football in the NFF Semi-Finals to go up 2 points (fortunately because he threw a garbage time interception moments later). "Yeah, I could have killed him," Carr said. "But it's great to have Matt back. We're looking forward to rolling with he and Cam this season." When reached for comment regarding the trade Cam Newton offered, "Oh not this ****ing guy again." http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/Gggncar/MattStaffordChamp_zps3911109a.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 When you play against Rob Gronkowski it's a lot like Russian Roulette. Only instead of spinning the chamber, you're just picking between different types of weapons. I drew the bazooka this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Legend Killa Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Three out of four rockets were found to be of correct PSI. The other one went askew and hit the Steelers radio transmitters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Posted September 13, 2015 Author Share Posted September 13, 2015 Holy crap... that was ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Irish Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Good lord, how the f**k did I piss the fantasy gods off. Both starting WRs injured??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Hello there kids! It's time for the yearly STATS update. Info is current prior to the start of season TEN. Only majorly noteworthy thing I came across is that the Kemah Jokers are now the highest scoring team in NFF history (on average), thanks to that historic campaign last year. Oh and I have a laughably, seemingly unsustainably high, win percentage in the postseason of .800 (12-3). See attached:NFF Fantasy Stats OFFICIAL.doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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