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Character Ass Vol 1


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ShadowDog

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Antilla was of average height, probably a couple inches shorter than me. He was the first person I'd ever seen able to pull off wearing a "No Fear" shirt without coming across as a douche bottle. Ditto for the pair of prefaded blue jeans he wore in today. Maybe it was the way he walked, a sort of slight swagger I hadn't seen since The Cat from Red Dwarf.

He was less successful pulling off the soul patch under his lower lip, but if Tony Almeda couldn't make that work, nobody could. The rest of his hair was light brown and cut short and stylish. His eyes, deep brown and bloodshot from last night's drinking binge, had been hidden behind reflector sunglasses until he came into the office.

Most of the time he smelled faintly of black coffee and adidas energy scrub, but this morning he smelled strongly of Bud American Ale.

"Last time I party with RUAJedi2." He grunted as he limped past me.

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Iceheart

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Wait. Are you saying Antilla is an ass?

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ShadowDog

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Naw, it was a combination of me being too lazy to write the whole word and me loving the word ASS. :drool:

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A soul patch? I'm more offended than mere words can express.

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Thank you for that, emoticon. Thank you for that.

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Copper

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No Fear.

Tony Almeda

Soul patch.

oh dear. I'm afraid someone's been hanging out with too many hipsters. And that man's name is Dexter.

;)

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Haha. I am not sure I know what a hipster is but I'm going to assume it was a hurtful comment towards Shadowdog so I approve.



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