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April's Line(s)


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Tap tap tap tappity tap tap clash, “YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!” Tap tap tap tappity tap tap squish. The drumstick had become such an accustomed extension of his hand that when he thrust it up through the roof of her perennially open mouth his only worry was that it might break.

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Lola cackled around an excessively phallic cigar as she jammed down the hill on pink roller skates with the straps of her twin thigh holsters chafing the smooth skin beneath them. Papi, the feces flinging monkey on her back, giggled and bombarded their pursuers with last nights Taco Bell as Lola used her flame thrower to light her victory cigar. She leaned into a turn and left only a miasma of cherries, poop and scorched eyebrow hair for their tail to stew in.

“I will go Dutch Schultz all over your Billy Bathgate if you don’t bring me the numbers and throw them up into the air until they turn into letters. Dutch Schultz.”

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A fat gold band nearly completely covered in a forest of knuckle hair flashed in the sunlight as sausage fingers after sausage finger plopped onto the rusted roof of a Buick Le Sabre. The wench was late and he was hungry.

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Sounds like you were hungry when you wrote that last one, Copper. haha

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i miss your writing a lot so this is a very nice treat! :)

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Dutch Schultz! I always assumed you were related.

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I like them all a lot, but I'm digging the second one the most. Good submissions! :drool:

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That's her favorite as well.

So I'll go ahead and 3rd the motion of its peachyness - all the while vehemently denying this reply ever contained a single disparaging utterance about the author of this thread.

Edited by Antilla, 06 December 2009 - 07:54 PM.


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I could defeat that plan and quote you, but maybe it is best she never knows. :drool:

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Back-peddle! Delete! Edit!

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D'OH! I SHOULD HAVE QUOTED!

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So anyway, these were great, Copper. You've always had more of a mastery of language than I and it really shows with these entries.

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The second one makes me laugh, but I like the 4th one because you don't hear a lot of people use the word wench and I wonder why this particular character does. Also I'm hungry too.

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Why do I have the image of Boss Hogg for the last one? Damn, I'm getting old if I'm reminiscing about the Duke boys. :lol:



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