Dag-o-baa Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 people who see the boba fett on my arm and ask "why do you have a tattoo of a robot?" i then reply "he's a character from star wars, he's called boba fett", they then say "oh, i don't watch star wars". it's not that they haven't seen star wars, it's that they refer to it as though it's a soap opera. minor annoyance there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 grown men who can pull off Johnny are hotttttttt. Ed McMahon certainly made a career of it.is that a sports reference. because if it is I don't understand it. Hell, even if it isn't I still don't understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Grown men who use the "y" or "ie" derivative of their given names are usually NASCAR drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 41) Drive through employees who can clearly ****ing see that the drive through line is packed and the moron who ordered ahead of me didn't have room to pull more than six inches forward after he ordered but who still insist on asking me for my order when they don't have a chance in hell of hearing me because I'm too ****ing far away! 42) Mickey Rourke. Dude, you're fugly enough to frighten children, stay in your ****ing house! 43) People who are still forwarding Dick In A Box to me. You sure like to bring up how much you don't like me all the time. Yes. Yes I do. :drool: 39) Cats who stalk me. *gigglesnort* Grrrrrrr. grown men who can pull off Johnny are hotttttttt. Ed McMahon certainly made a career of it.is that a sports reference. because if it is I don't understand it. Hell, even if it isn't I still don't understand it. Ed McMahon was Johnny Carson's sidekick on the Tonight Show. Every night he'd announce Carson by saying "Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" I know, I'm ****ing old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I hate when people get beer and like leave the bottom 1/3 of the beer full and get another one. You have to drink all of the beer, there are sober people in China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 ooooh. Yeah, I know nothing about the Tonight Show. I think I've only watched it once or twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Aww, I grew up on Johnny Carson. One of my favorite childhood memories is my parents and I pulling out the pull-out couch and watching The Tonight Show together. No wonder I never got to school on time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Ed McMahon was Johnny Carson's sidekick on the Tonight Show. Every night he'd announce Carson by saying "Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" I know, I'm ****ing old. You aren't THAT old, since I made the reference first. ooooh. Yeah, I know nothing about the Tonight Show. I think I've only watched it once or twice! He basically made a career out of being Carson's sidekick and then the Publisher's Clearinghouse. Basically it was a not-so-subtle joke about McMahon performing "special acts" to keep Carson happy. Not that I think it really happened, but I couldn't decide to go for a Johnny Carson joke or a "pulling off" guys joke. Aww, I grew up on Johnny Carson. One of my favorite childhood memories is my parents and I pulling out the pull-out couch and watching The Tonight Show together. No wonder I never got to school on time. I remember an episode of the Cosby Show about this. They let Rudy stay up late to watch Carson because she complained about her bedtime, and she was super popular at school because she would talk about it. Then she realized she couldn't stay up that late after a few days of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Jade Skywalker Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I was going to reference that episode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxglove Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You have to drink all of the beer, there are sober people in China. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 You aren't THAT old, since I made the reference first. True, but then again I TOTALLY missed your McMahon stroking Carson joke so my age is definately catching up to me. D'OH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 When people supposedly from the South say "Civil War" instead of "War Between The States." When sports figures are talking about up and coming talent and are lazy enough to say "this team is looking for a Nolan Ryan or a Willie Mays" instead of "this team is looking for someone like a Nolan Ryan or someone like a Willie Mays." You would be surprised how often sports talking heads do this and it is very wrong and annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Jade Skywalker Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 People who fly Confederate flags next to American flags. Not putting dishes in the dishwasher when you are done with them, and instead putting them in the sink. The dishwasher is RIGHT THERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kcorbe Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 When people supposedly from the South say "Civil War" instead of "War Between The States." why? i've never called it the War Between the States, nor do i recall hearing it called that outside a classroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Not putting dishes in the dishwasher when you are done with them, and instead putting them in the sink. The dishwasher is RIGHT THERE.Gah! This one. And clothes next to the laundry hamper. Is it really that much more effort? Oh, and truck nuts. There's a reason men wear pants: balls are gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HANFAN Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Joe and I were on the highway the other day when a big diesel truck with a lift kit blew by us. There was an ATV and a dirt bike in the back and just by the way the guy was driving I was thinking to myself, "That's the sort of truck that I'd expect to see with truck nuts". That's when I saw them hanging off of the trailer hitch. I think they're absolutely ridiculous too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 People who fly Confederate flags next to American flags. Yeah. Have to agree. Fortunately I don't see that around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 People who actually say things like "leet" "woot" or the most annoying "j/k" Especially people who say "j/k" but really mean "I said something stupid/wrong." You weren't kidding, you were wrong. Grow up, admit it and move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Sweat Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 People who actually say things like "leet" "woot" or the most annoying "j/k" Especially people who say "j/k" but really mean "I said something stupid/wrong." You weren't kidding, you were wrong. Grow up, admit it and move on. woot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 People who say "Do, What?" need to burn in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shadow Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Mistaken identity with credit and debt collectors. Let me tell you that with 88 days and counting until the start of school, I'm not pleased with being hit with a $2,000 debt that shouldn't be mine in the first place. If I don't end up in school because I have a hard time with loans, I'm going to be the biggest bastard on and off line. Fair warning to everyone. Those loan companies don't care if they have the right person or not. Next ask for the companies name and contact info [politely] tell them again for the umpteenth time they they have the wrong guy you'll be providing your lawyer with their information. Hopefully that will get the calls to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 People who say "Do, What?" need to burn in hell. Ahahah-- we must have had this thread some time in the past, because I remember this about you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 47) Guys who wear baseball caps. It's so ****ing redneck. This is 2009, brah. Babes wearing baseball caps are still hawt though, especially if they have their hair in a ponytail through the back slot. People who say "Do, What?" need to burn in hell. Word. Especially when people have a serious southern crackerjack accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 People who talk on cell phones when you're in the car with them. I'm not talking drivers, I mean passengers. It's annoying that you're forcing me to listen to your conversation with someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 47) Guys who wear baseball caps. It's so ****ing redneck. This is 2009, brah. Babes wearing baseball caps are still hawt though, especially if they have their hair in a ponytail through the back slot. Question: are baseball caps acceptable when playing baseball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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