Darth Virul Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I'll have watch that movie again...as soon as someone opens these basted bastdoors!!! Shhhhhht...shhhhhht!No, that didn't work, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Runner Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I can't stop saying "Shhhhhhhhhhht...shhhhhhhht!" now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denman Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 AIRPLANE 2 R NO BASTDOORS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Master Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 quote:Originally posted by Blade Runner:[QB] "Airplane 2" you jarheads! Classic bad movie with my man Shatner! (hence the pic I posted?!?!?!?!?)I thought I rememebrered Shatner! (He's pretty good-natured about those things). I couldn't tell that was him in that picture. No toupe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 and this cult thread made page 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Runner Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Quick, somebody say something about Star Wars before Exodus closes this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trila Trtat Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I'll do you one better and say Star Wars itself:public class Princess implements ExecutorService { public static final Princess PADME = new Princess(); // private member private StarShip ship; private Princess() { this.setDefaultLocale(Locale.EN); Timer timer = new Timer(); TimerTask task = new TimerTask() { public void run() { Princess.this.changeHairStyle(); Princess.this.changeClothes(); } }; timer.scheduleAtFixedRate(task, new Date(), 1000); }} public class JediKnight implements ExecutorService { public static final JediKnight ANAKIN = new JediKnight(false); public static final JediKnight OBI_WAN = new JediKnight(false); public static final JediKnight YODA = new JediKnight(true); private JediKnight(boolean isYoda) { if (!isYoda) { this.setDefaultLocale(Locale.EN); } else { Locale yodaLocale = Locale.EN; this.setDefaultLocale(Utils.shuffle(yodaLocale)); } this.setLightSabre(LightSabreFactory.getInstance()); this.setGoodLooking(!isYoda); }} public class Sith { public static final Sith LORD = new Sith(); private Sith() { this.setDefaultLocale(Locale.EN); this.setClothes(DarkRobeFactory.getInstance()); this.setLightSabre(LightSabreFactory.getInstance()); }} public static main() { // The following line has been commented out so as not // to confuse fans who never did it // Utils.initChildren(JediKnight.ANAKIN, Princess.PADME); // Use JDK 5.0 concurrency package Future<Set<Child>> padmeFuture = Princess.PADME.submit( new Callable<Set<Child>>() { public Set<Child> call() { try { int weeks = (int)(36+4.0*Math.random()); wait(weeks*7*24*60*60*1000); this = null; System.gc(); } finally() { Child boy = new Child("Luke"); Child girl = new Child("Leia"); Set<Child> result = new HashSet<Child>(); result.add(boy); result.add(girl); return result; } } } ); if (JediKnight.ANAKIN.poll(padmeFuture) instanceof ThreadDeath) { JediKnight.ANAKIN.alarm(); // use some marketing ideas Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("object.restore.afterGC")); Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("force.power.dark.*")); Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("force.power.*")); Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("force.*")); JediKnight.ANAKIN.setInternalName("Darth Vader"); JediKnight.ANAKIN.promise(Princess.PADME, new RuntimePermission("*")); Princess.PADME.alarm(); Princess.PADME.boardShip(); // Use JDK 5.0 concurrency package Future<StarShip> anakinFuture = JediKnight.OBI_WAN.submit( new Callable<StarShip>() { public RuntimePermission call() { try { Class princessClass = Princess.getClass(); Field shipField = princessClass.getDeclaredField("ship"); // will never throw SecurityException on Jedi Knight shipField.setAccessible(true); JediKnight.this.add(new RuntimePermission("object.ship.board.*")); return (StarShip)shipField.get(Princess.PADME); } catch (SecurityException se) { // never supposed to happen to Jedi Knight System.out.println("Internal error. Contact George Lucas."); System.reboot(); } } } ); StarShip padmeShip = anakinFuture.call(); padmeShip.put(JediKnight.OBI_WAN); JediKnight.ANAKIN.see(Princess.PADME); Princess.PADME.removeLove(JediKnight.ANAKIN); JediKnight.ANAKIN.see(JediKnight.OBI_WAN); JediKnight.ANAKIN.removeLove(Princess.PADME); JediKnight.OBI_WAN.removeLimbs(JediKnight.ANAKIN); // note - absolutely no need for GC, Anakin will be collected automatically. ReferenceQueue<JediKnight> sithWatchList = new ReferenceQueue<JediKnight>(); PhantomReference<JediKnight> anakinRef = sithWatchList.remove(); JediKnight anakinPhantom = anakinRef.get(); Sith DARTH_VADER = Sith.LORD.assemble(anakinPhantom, LimbFactory.getSpareInstances()); MouthPiece newMouthPiece = MouthPieceFactory.getInstance(); // no need to check that it works - guaranteed to work with no noise DARTH_VADER.add(newMouthPiece); DARTH_VADER.rise(); } else { // TODO - create alternative scenario for Sith revenge }} how can any mother-loving person close on that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Virul Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 What in the name of Emperors dark armpits was THAT ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryn Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trila Trtat Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 How long did you stay up thinking of that one? Oh come on, don't you recognize RotS when you see it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olive Yoda Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I think my brain just oveloaded trying to read all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonnie13 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 A Star Wars programming code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I just want to say that I have been posting at Nightly for 6 years, and RARELY has a thread I started made it to page three. Thanks guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trila Trtat Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Tank started this thread?.... I mean... no prob, buddy. But then again, the whole idea behind this thread was a stroke of genius. Art, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olive Yoda Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Shoulda known. Congrats, Tank. Your thread is the symbol of the death of the SWS board. Too bad your name's not even on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Master Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Oh come one, his hand was all over this thing, like a Catholic priest on a young boy. ...I deserve damnation for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Runner Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Let me fix that for you DM. Drunken Master: Oh come one, his hand was all over this thing, like a Michael Jackson on a young boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevil Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 quote: I just want to say that I have been posting at Nightly for 6 years, and RARELY has a thread I started made it to page three. Thanks guys. I realise you original question was rhetorical... but I think it is also a record that the thread has reached page 3 without the original question having an answer attempted in any of it's replies. So: WHY DID CLOSE BASTDOORS? I don't fecking know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primbud Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Where in the world are we going to find bastdoors, out here in space ... at this hour ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denman Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 IF BASTDOORS OPEN R BASTDOORS CLOSE, MUSTARD IS NOT RELISH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Virul Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Yes!No! I don'know.Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonnie13 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 bastdoor lost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthess_1988 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 What would the newest generation of SW fans think of the 'older generation'? *probably not very smart at all* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Virul Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Shhhhht...shhhhht! Bastdoors ? We don't need any frigging bastdoors.We have rayshields. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthess_1988 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Excuzes-moi LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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