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Ultimate Television Quote Game


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First someone posts a quote:

"Me so hungry! But me no want to eat letter of the day cookie. What me to do?!" Cookie Monster, Sesame Street

Now someone else replies with a quote from another television show that makes sense in the context of a conversation:

"Eat my shorts, man!" Bart Simpson, The Simpsons

You get the picture. So let us see if we can have a conversation with nothing but quotes.

I'll begin:

"Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity." The X-Files

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Here's one of my favorite quotes from Family Guy.
Brian says this when he is looking back on a job he had:

"Do you want to try my smoked meat log?" - Family Guy

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"What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Log, Log, Log!" - Ren & Stimpy.

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''Will's log, is about to connect with CARLTON'S HEAD!!''-The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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"This high-capacity compact Sig Saver .40 caliber weapon is pointed at your head to stress my insistence that your search for who put your partner on that respirator desist immediately!" - The X-Files

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''I never give up''-Batman in Justice League

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"I urge you, Captain Picard, surrender. Consider the men and women you would lead into a lost cause." - Star Trek: The Next Generation

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'Balki, get out of my way!'
-Perfect Strangers

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See signature...

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"Late at night it haunts me with its frosted beauty. Order the cake, dammit!" - Dr. Zoidberg, Futurama

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"You know, I've finally found out the best thing about high school, once you graduate you don't have to come back."

"I like school. It's just too bad classes get in the way."

Zack Morris, Saved by the Bell

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"Vic Mackey's not a cop, he's Al Capone with a badge" - The Shield, Season 1

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"I don't know what your police captain told you about me, but I'm a different brand of cop, I'm from the street and I'm the LAAAAASSSSSTTT cop you want to meet in a darkened alley..." - Tobias Funke, Arrested Development

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"My name is Lt. Columbo mamm, i'm from the police." Columbo

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"It has come to my attention that you and the cleaining lady have engaged in sexual intercourse at your desk! Is this true?" - Mr. Pittman

"Was that wrong? I am going to have to plead ignorance on this one. If I would have known that sort of thing was frowned upon, it never would have happened!" - George Costanza

Sienfeld

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While playing Pac Man at the bar)
Brian: Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna...I can't get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna...I'm not gonna get the fruit there's a ghost right there!

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''Sorry, the spirits don't give refunds.''
-The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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"You DO NOT want to know what i'm capable of!" Jack Bauer: 24.

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''C'mon now, you're pissing me off!''
-The X-Files, DPO

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Spike: I dont want to hurt you baby!
(drusilla grabs his throat so Spike gives her a left hook, knocking her to the floor)
Spike: Doesnt mean I wont!
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Psychiatry and cunnyl!ngus brought us to this"
- Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)

David: How did you know he was gay?
Nate: Come ooooon, I watch Will & Grace, I have Gadar!
- Six Feet Under

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"Not that there's anything wrong with that." Seinfeld

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''Of course it isn't, don't be ridikulous''
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''It's like talking to styrofoam''
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