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I have Life Day covered with the Star Wars Holiday Special thread. I have Christmas covered with the Holiday Slowdays thread. So I went hunting, not wanting to offend and found a Holiday thread for everyone who just isn't feeling the Spirit of the Season. I added links into the originating post. The article at Wikipedia is, as usual, full of information and even has a couple links to video shorts about Festivus. I even solved KFJ's problem, who apparently is still looking for a Festive Pole, by linking to the one an only Festive Pole store.

 

Happy Festivus, Nightly!

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FESTIVUS is TODAY!!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

 

LET'S START with the airing of the greivances.

 

MIMOONE:

 

PONG is a NAZI

JASON SOLO BROKE THE INNARNETS last week and lost posts

AYEPRULL visited BUT WENT BACK HOME

Jacob lives in SAn Deiso and not my house

same with TANK except the San Dieso pasty

 

It's not sunny here now

 

BOGIE isn't mine, he belongs to the REV

ALSO CALLIE (belongs to Cashemere)

AND ALSO CASHEMere is prettier than I'll ever be.

 

THESE THINGS PISS ME OFF

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My grievances:

 

I still hate David Tyree and his magically sticky helmet. FU Tyree.

Smallville remains dumb. Put on the damn suit already!

People who eat my biscotti are evil and I will get them back. [glares at his son]

Christopher Nolan is still an jackass for his "Batman and Superman exist in separate realities." POV

16 episodes of PSYCH is not enough a season.

Saturday Night Live needs to remember what funny is.

The Tron Guy being oppressed by Theater Owners is wrong and they should be flogged.

FIVE GOLD RINGS! SHUT UP!

Christmas Bells attached to door knobs are uncool.

Expendables was a waste of everyone's time. Shame on you, Sly. Shame!

Broadcasters calling athletes Superman is completely stupid. Superman doesn't shoot dogs.

Winter Break can't end soon enough. Why did I have three kids?! Why?!!

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