Primbud Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Pharoah JZA - for neglecting the letter 'e' on his keyboard ( ) and for being a good sport as I continually rehash the same joke. Nomaa Jedi Piarra - for creating an all baseball SJ, which is something I have wanted to participate in since my first SJ appearance. Darth Irish - for not using his mod capabilities to delete any of my responses. Prim: Ah yes, the little people. *JZAs zombies begin marching* DW: Wait, he didn't mean it. Prim: To heck I didn't - but hey, we ain't done. The inaugural class consists of more than just the creator and the dominator ... so come on up here ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Nice idea guys. And can't argue with those two inductions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primbud Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Thanx. Originally, SJ 50 was going to have FOUR rounds and then the Final with each enshrinee being welcomed to a personal ceremony in between each round.In between the first and second rounds and in between the second and third round, and so on, we were going to announce and induct the first 3-5 of the inaugural class but we decided to make it altogether in between rounds and keep it the regulation rounds. However, those third and fourth round clues simply get pushed to a future contest, nyuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 **We now go live to The Palace of Auburn Hills with Detroit Pistons President, Joe Dumars** *crowd cheers as the jumbotron lights up* DW: Wow, Joe D. himself. Prim: *yawns* Jza: Show some respect you! JD: I'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Primbud and Darth Wicket. We've known each other a long time... Prim: We have? DW: JD:...and it's really great that they finally made the NBA Hall of Fame. Crowd: JD: I can remember the three of us coming out of college together, going to the Pistons, winning championships. And then Primbud almost ruined it with his excessive Chronic smoking. Prim: ...Hey wait! That wasn't in Detroit! I mean ummm...nevermind. JD: But Primbud being resilient as he is, pulled himself together. Me, him, DW, Mahorn, Zeke...we couldn't be stopped. Greatest team ever I tell ya! DW:Where is he getting this ****? Jza:That bottle of Ripple would be my guess. *the jumbotron fades out with Joe D. still rambling on about the time he, DW, and Primbud took on the Lakers cheerleaders in a cheap hotel room* Jza: That's my Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primbud Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Prim: Yup, RIP Joe DiMaggio, indeed. DW: What the?? Prim: And thy presenter, good Pharoah ... *chords strike* Prince: Did ya'll know that Jza won the first ever SJ? *crowd applauds* Prince: Did ya'll know that Jza also won the second one?? *crowd applauds louder* Prince: Did ya'll know that he also took the third one?? *crowd applauds loudest* Prince: And the ensuing rule for not being able to go after a fourth straight title is affectionately known as the Jza Rule. *crowd pops* *Ja Rule smiles knowingly from his seat* Prince: So congratulations Pharoah JZA for being amongst the first few select enshriness in the Jeopardy Hall Of Fame. You may now party like it's 2009. Prim: Furthermore, while I got a radio-controlled Airwolf as a gift and Wicket got a new calculator ("NRD"-batteries (never-run-down) included!), you get ... an autographed picture of: Prim: If you'll note, there's no E in there. *crowd pops* V McMahon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 SLJ: This is Senor Love Daddy coming at ya from the Sports Jeopardy Hall Of Fame. These first three picks are off the mutha****in hook! DW, one of the most dominant champs in history, Primbud the mutha****in creator, and the man known simply as "The First", Pharoah mutha****in JZA! *crowd pops* SLJ: we gonna need a photo of these three before they get too ****ed up off of wine and Chronic! SLJ: Looks like we too mutha****in late. Oh well, drink up bitches! And that's the triple truth, Ruth! Enjoy the rest of the festivities you mutha****as! We got lots more coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primbud Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Prim: Ahem, I don't drink! JZA: DW: Prim: JZA: DW: Prim: Oh, and we're not through yet, one final enshrinee, and we saved the most dynamic for last. DW: Indeed, with rollicking moves and superbly-crafted wagers and championships galore, a force in his own right ... Prim: Besides, this is his land we're treading on ... JZA: You don't mean ... ? Prim: Yup, the reason there's Guinness on the tables, the Sports forum moderator Darth Irish himself. *crowd pops* DW: Congratulations DI! Prim: DI?? *everyone looks around* Prim: Oh, great, we induct his drunk meadowy ass and he ain't even here - wtf yo?? What's he gonna do - get some motherf*ckin' proxy to pick up his sh*t? DW: Uh, Prim, the mic's still on. Prim: "I know it's on!" *the NFL's Autumn Wind begins playing* DW: What's this?? Prim: I didn't plan this?? See that's why there's no audio link. JZA: Your original link was busted anyway! Prim: IT WAS BROKEN and on purpose, copy and remove space ... *is drowned out by the music* *DI is seen with an entourage slowly hot-stepping his way in through the side entrance* V McMahon: Now there's an entrance. *DI tosses dollar bills right and left at everyone* Prim/DW/JZA: Upstage me, will ya'?? :mad: *Di continues slowly hotstepping up to the stage, leaving his entourage behind, layer by layer* Prim: Um, *sighs*, uh, congrats DI on being one of the inaugural entrants in to the Hall Of Fame. DI: Thanx guy - Drink up ya'll; party on, party on ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Seems like DI's homeyboy, LT, is having trouble getting in. Prim, did you put him on the guest list? DI: He better be on the ****in list. *loads gun* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primbud Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 I did not. I invited LaDainian Tomlinson instead. That's modernity for you. And you know, sucka' didn't even show. *John Riggins sulks, disappointed* I hate San Diego now - and that's why they'll suck this year. Speaking of Riggins and the NFL on Radio, Howard David is back announcing some games - he and Matt Millen were my favourite team. And Marv Albert with Boomer Esiason weren't bad either. Undome T: What does this have to do with the HOF? Why can't you stay on topic? Why ... ? *hands UT a cricket ... bat* ... Here, so you can hear it chirp following your questions ... *swings it @ UT* JZA: Oh, snap, pwned!! SECURITY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Looks like we have another guest! Da Juice!!! And look who rode in with him! Man it's a white girl bonanza around here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primbud Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Free The Juice!Free The Juice! It's Keanu Reeves en route to save the bus from the madman's bomb. T DiBiase: You mean some 9to5 nickel-and-dimers? Too-a-a-a-ah! Prim: Yea, they be them. look who rode in with him!He flew in, he glided in, the classiest pro ever! But he's already in his Hall Of Fame. You know, we have a Celebrity Wing in this Hall Of Fame too. Here is the Reception Area by the way: We can take suggestions on who goes in to the Celebrity Wing. I suppose Arnie and Tyson or even Ray Lewis or this Glide would be. Definitely Corey Dillon - or will he be like Pete Rose and be eked out for eternity?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Ladies and gentlemen, the inaugural class of the Nightly Net Sports Jeopardy Hall Of Fame: Professor Primbud, Darth Wicket, Pharoah JZA, and Darth Irish Arnie: Who is who? SLJ: I don't know mutha****a, all you crackas look alike to me. ****. *The party swings into full gear. DI slips the DJ a Franklin to put a particular song on. The lights go down and the bass goes up* Party peopleParty peopleCan y'all get funky?Nightly Net - can y'll get funky?The SJ Nation - can y'll get funky?Yaaah!Just hit meJust taste the funk and hit meJust get on down and hit meDI's jus' gettin' so funky, now, hit meYaaah!Just hit me *Hundreds of guests watch in awe as The Funky Fresh Four get busy* Rock, rock to the Planet Rock. Don't stop. You gotta rock it, pop it, 'cause it's the centuryThere is such a place tht creates such a melodyOur world is but a land of a master jam, get up and danceIt's time to chase your dreamsUp out your seats, make your body swaySocialize, get down, let your soul lead the wayShake it now, go ladies, it's a livin' dreamLove Life Live *the crowd hollers in approval and then joins in* DI: Now that's an Ol Skool jam, bitches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Irish Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 *DI comes trotting in with a guest* I LIKE THIS KIND OF PARTY BA-BAY!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 *Lucas comes in ready to crash the party* http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/Gggncar/chad-ochocinco-hof-jacket.jpg I'm ready to be inducted at a later date after I finish off SJ50 and add a couple more wins to the resume! Granted, I always feel like I've had more success with SJ than I've actually had. I kind of lump it in with all the others and I become a bit jaded when thinking about these particular games. Congrats to all the inductees though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primbud Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Antarctica Bambaataa would be proud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Party crashing eh? We have someone for the troublemakers. Now be nice or Mr. Holmes will have to take you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primbud Posted October 19, 2009 Author Share Posted October 19, 2009 Mr. Holmes will have to take you outWell, he definitely looks like he's ready for a date. Except for those awful swollen hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Wicket Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 If you enjoy reading through the previous game threads, here are links to all 50 of them. I find these are quite fun to read through sometimes. SJ001 SJ002 SJ003 SJ004 SJ005SJ006 SJ007 SJ008 SJ009 SJ010 SJ011 SJ012 SJ013 SJ014 SJ015SJ016 SJ017 SJ018 SJ019 SJ020 SJ021 SJ022 SJ023 SJ024 SJ025SJ026 SJ027 SJ028 SJ029 SJ030 SJ031 SJ032 SJ033 SJ034 SJ035SJ036 SJ037 SJ038 SJ039 SJ040 SJ041 SJ042 SJ043 SJ044 SJ045SJ046 SJ047 SJ048 SJ049 SJ050 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Great idea to compile all those. I generally just search... and search.... and search... But I agree, they're fun to read through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 DW, you never cease to amaze me. Excellent job as usual. Lot's of good times in those threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Wicket Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Thanks...it actually wasn't that difficult to get all the links to the old games since I keep them in the Jeopardy history file with all the other stats. I used to get tired of searching for them each time I would make a new stat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 George Foreman stopped by to cook Darth Irish dinner for his birthday! Have a great day, DI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Wicket Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Now that SJ 050 is complete, I have posted a SJ decade comparison on my blog. http://forums.nightly.net/index.php?autoco...;blogid=85& This last decade was interesting in that it set a record for most contestants winning multiple championships (Lucas1138, Darth Irish, Nomaa Jedi Piarra, and Primbud). The previous record was three which happened in each of the first three SJ decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primbud Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 And they say there's a recession, pfft. I have posted a SJ decade comparison on my blogAnd I have updated my sig. Edit: Ooh, UKLK, 100% ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Wicket Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Here are the records for all SJs up to SJ 050. sjR.txt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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