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Star Wars Episode VII: The New Jedi


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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

 

The New Jedi

 

Just after the deaths of Anakin Skywalker and The Emperor, just when the Jedi began to rebuild themselves they find one more remote facility on the planet Mustafar.

 

Though the remote facility there was destroyed, there was yet another facility on the other side of the planet. A far bigger one that the Seperatists Leaders left there secretly has been found that had a droid factory.

 

The time apart each of the heroes, Leia, Luke, Han, and Chewie, they have been hearing things about the rebuild of the Seperatists. Now having united again, they hope to restore peace and justice to the galaxy. Though now they find it might be hard with a Sith Knight on the loose...

 

Chapter One

The Plan

 

Luke

"Han, Leia, Chewie. How are you guys doing?"

 

Chewie

"Roar."

 

Luke

"That's good to hear. Have you guys heard about the Sith?"

 

Han

"Yeah. Word from my fellow bounty hunter is that he is on Utapau.

 

Luke

"Utapau? I've never heard of that planet."

 

Leia

"It's a remote planet on the Outer Rim."

 

Chewie

"Roar."

 

Luke

"Don't you guys think that maybe we should get some help? I know the three of us are Jedi and Chewie is...(Chewie growls)...Chewie. But maybe the one Sith could have assistance. From you know...maybe some other bounty hunters or someone. Who knows? Maybe there are even more Sith.

 

Han

"Yeah yeah. Just cut the chit-chat alright here's the plan.

 

Luke and Leia

"What plan?

 

Han

"To capture the Sith. Look alright. Here's what we're going to do. First, we're gonna get some Rebel Troops to help us then we could flank the whole planet on land and in space. And if Luke wants, we could recruit some Jedi."

 

Leia

"Well...I guess I can stick to it.

 

Luke

"Yeah. We'll do just that. Nice thinking Han"

 

Han

"Thanks. Alright let me the call Rebellion Generals see if they have any spare troops."

 

Leia and Luke

"Okay."

 

Chewie

(Growls)

 

Luke

"I'm gonna start recruiting Jedi. Leia and Chewie (silent moment of pause) just do whatever you guys think would help in the capture."

 

Leia

"Why don't me and Chewie go with you? You could use some help."

 

Luke

"No thanks."

 

Leia and Chewie

"(Moan and groan)."

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Chapter Two

Talking to Adm. Ackbar

 

Han

"Hello. Are any of the Generals there?

 

Rebel Operator

"No. Not at the moment.

 

Han

"What about Admiral Ackbar?"

 

Rebel Operator

"Yes. I will contact you to Admiral Ackbar in a moment. Please wait."

 

Han

"Okay."

 

Ackbar

"Hello Solo.

 

Han

"How ya doing Ackbar?"

 

Ackbar

"Good. Why do you wish to speak to me?

 

Han

"I was wondering if maybe you had any spare troopers. Leia, Luke, Chewie, and I are looking for the Sith Knight. Have you heard about him?

 

Ackbar

"Yes I have.

 

Han

"That is good. So do you have any spare troops and fleets to orbit around Utpau?"

 

Ackbar

"Utapau huh. Hmmmmm. (thinking) You got a deal. For no fee.

 

Han

"Okay. Thanks. Here I'll send you the coordinates. Tell me when you got em'."

 

Ackbar

"Mmmmmm. I got em'.

 

Han

"K."

 

Ackbar

"When will the troops and the fleet?"

 

Han

"Tomorrow will be great if you can."

 

Ackbar

"Well I might as well tell you how much spare fleets and troops we have. Well seems to me we have........5,371 troops and.......7 fleets."

 

Han

"We only need 4 fleets."

 

Ackbar

"Okay. It is done."

 

Han

"Okay. Han over and out."

 

Ackbar

"Over and out. Best of luck to you Han. Just because you are a Jedi know doesn't make you stronger."

 

Han

"I know. I know. I'll see ya tomorrow.

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Chapter Three:

The Recruiting

 

(At this moment, Luke is looking to recruit Jedi around Mos Eisley and Mos Espo.)

 

Luke talking to Assistance Droid

"Hi. Do you know if there any swordsman around this city of Mos Eisley?

 

Droid

"Yes. I know two swordsmen here. One is a young man named Suja-A-Meer. He has been practicing since he was 9. At the moment he is 19. As for the other one, he is in charge of teaching all of Tatooine. His name is Smeer Arr. He has been a swordsman for 17 years. He is at the solid age of 26."

 

Luke

"Do you know where I can find them?"

 

Droid

"Let me com them."

 

Droid talking to Smeer Arr

"Hello. It is Protocol Droid 117. There is a Jedi Master here that wishes to talk to you. Come to General Store FB1."

 

Droid talking to Suja-A-Meer

"Hello. It is Protocol Droid 117. There is a Jedi Master here that wishes to talk to you. Come to General Store FB1."

 

Luke

"What happened?"

 

Droid

"They are on their way."

 

Luke

"Good."

 

Suja

"Why do you wish my presence Master Jedi?"

 

Luke

"I was wondering if you are interested in becoming a Jedi, just like me."

 

Suja

"I would be honored to become a Jedi, but my mentor wouldn't let me. Master Smeer always holds me back."

 

Luke

"Oh I don't think so."

 

Smeer

"You wished my presence Master Jedi."

 

Luke

"Yes. I was wondering if you would want to become a Jedi."

 

Smeer

"Of course. May my apprentice Suja join?"

 

Luke

"He already has. Suja. Suja.

 

(Luke turns around and does not see Suja. Suddenly looks around and sees him being strangled by Bounty Hunter.)

 

Luke

"Hey you."

 

Bounty Hunter

"You talkin' to me Jedi Scum."

 

Luke

"Leave him alone."

 

Bounty Hunter

"Make me."

 

(Luke pulls out lightsaber and plunges at the Bounty Hunter cutting his arm off thus doing so)

 

Bounty Hunter

"Argghhhh."

 

(Bounty Hunter activates Jetpack and flies off)

 

Luke

"Smeer, Suja let's go. I don't want to bother with Mos Espo anymore."

 

Smeer and Suja

"Okay."

 

(Luke, Smeer, and Suja go to ship and take off for Polis Massa to regroup with others.)

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I'll have to agree with Light-Sith on this one man. Kinda pathetic.... none of the dialouge comes close to what i would expect to hear in a Star Wars movie... maybe if Not Another Teen Movie did like a Star Wars version maybe but i couldnt see anything like this even being considered for a Star Wars reality. Sorry

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Chapter Four:

Too Late

 

(Luke lands ship in Landing Dock. Smeer, Suja, and Luke get out of ship hoping to see others but nor Leia, Chewie, and Han were in sight.)

 

Luke

"Leia? Han? Chewie? Where are they?"

 

(As he looks down he sees a ransom note. He picks up note and reads it out aloud:)

 

"I have your three friends. If you want them, I wouldn't try and kill me Jedi Slime. My anger for you is infinite and I will kill them one-by-one until the time they bleed to death and until that time comes, I'll keep coming for you and your allies. For me I am your worst fear. I am the true description of SITH. If you want to know who I am, I am the Sith you are looking for. Til we cross paths, I will keep haunting you. Remember I am your worst nightmare."

 

(After seeing the letter he calls for Suja and Smeer, but they do not respond. He turns and they're gone. He looks down and there is another letter. This one reads:)

 

"Are you scared yet Jedi? I thought you were protectors but you can't even protect your friends. Keep this in mind: I am Hell's true description and I will make you burn in fire until the day that you die. If you want your friends you'll have to come and get them from me. Go to the lava planet of Mustafar. Now you know why I am Hell's true description."

 

(Luke shocked not knowing what to do with his friends at stake, he decided to confront the Sith hoping to kill him at his own battleground thus ending all the killing he has caused to innocent people.)

 

Luke calling Admiral Ackbar

"Hello. Admiral Ackbar. I need your help.(There was a sudden moment of pause.)

Then a stranger picked up the com-communicator

 

The Sith

"It is me again and now you are hearing my voice from my own flesh. Remember this Jedi:

If you dare think you can get away with killing me, which you're not, you are positively wrong. Meet me at the remote facility there to end this once and for all."

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Cody:

 

You're obviously a 14 year old who stumbled upon this site while in the process of surfing your usual diet of gay porn, so I WON'T be nice when I say: MOVE ALONG.

 

Go pull your pants back down and resume masturbating to American Pie VI--come to think if it, I'll go do the same.....

 

*drops pants*

 

*leaves*

 

*braces for ban*

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  • 5 months later...

I'm taking advantage of the fact that old board threads are apparently unlocked in the transition to the new software...

 

I will now offer a dramatic reading of the last "chapter" as soon as the video finishes its upload. Oh, yeah, it's worth the wait...

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You're serious!?

 

LMAO!

 

I thought you were just making a joke...

Oh, yes. I'm extremely serious. This was like method acting for me. It rivals the performance of the guy that played the "New Han Solo" in Episode I. You know, the pilot guy of Animaldolla's spaceSUV.

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